Potential cover letter
So, I'm sick of not hearing from any one after tossing my resume and a cover letter to folks. I know times are rough right now, but if you're going to post a job position, then you should reply to those who take the time to apply.
I'm also sick of working FOR someone, but until I can find the means to run my own stuff an make a living...so be it. If I have to work for someone then I want it to be fun. As a result, I have come up with a new cover letter.
Dear [Recipient Name]:
I am wirtnig in rpsesnoe to yuor job psotnig on [Job Web Site]. I bleivee I hvee teh siklls yuo seke fro teh [Title] psotioin.
If yuo cna raed tihs, tehn I bleivee yuo aer teh tpye of elpmeyor fro wcihh I am looknig: an elpmeyor taht accetps and poromets certavitiy; an elpmeyor taht tihkns bteetr tahn teh aevrgae preosn; adn an elpmeyor taht cna appreciate a cahlelgne wtihuot mtsianikg it fro illtirecay.
I cna pormsee taht metenig wtih me wlil nto be a wtsae of yuor tmie, adn I loko frowrad to haernig form yuo so taht we cna sehclude a metenig.
I'm also sick of working FOR someone, but until I can find the means to run my own stuff an make a living...so be it. If I have to work for someone then I want it to be fun. As a result, I have come up with a new cover letter.
Dear [Recipient Name]:
I am wirtnig in rpsesnoe to yuor job psotnig on [Job Web Site]. I bleivee I hvee teh siklls yuo seke fro teh [Title] psotioin.
If yuo cna raed tihs, tehn I bleivee yuo aer teh tpye of elpmeyor fro wcihh I am looknig: an elpmeyor taht accetps and poromets certavitiy; an elpmeyor taht tihkns bteetr tahn teh aevrgae preosn; adn an elpmeyor taht cna appreciate a cahlelgne wtihuot mtsianikg it fro illtirecay.
I cna pormsee taht metenig wtih me wlil nto be a wtsae of yuor tmie, adn I loko frowrad to haernig form yuo so taht we cna sehclude a metenig.