I Think I Just Figured It Out...

[ganesha23]

...I was watching The Colbert Report and he was interviewing congressman Lynn Westmoreland, who had proposed a bill in the House to have the Ten Commandments posted in Court Houses and other government builings. Well,Colbert asked him to list the Ten Commandments. Fair request, right? Or you would think so-o-o-o, ri-i-i-ight? Well, this right-wing conservative nimrod couldn't list all of them, he maybe got three or four right. And he couldn't even put in bible talk. It was don't lie, don't steal,...So-o-o-o-o, I guess that's why they want to have The Ten Commandments posted everywhere because they can't seem to remember them. So, I am going to pick up some laminated cards with The Ten Commandments printed on them and I will pass them out to all the dumbasses who think The Ten Commandments need to be posted anywhere outside of a church.

Thus Endeth The Sermon