break-up lines..haha=)
1. "I just realized that I don't want to be
touched."
> --> duh?!
>
> 2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to find
myself!!!"
> --> Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!
>
> 3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
> --> Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit
no?! Bakit? anong oras ba dapat?! alas-otso?????
>
> 4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You
deserve someone better. That's not me."
> --> Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA????
>
> 5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry."
> --> Eh ako ba lasing? Sino nagsabi sa iyo na
manligaw ka ng lasing!
>
> 6. "We are too different from each other."
> --> Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??
>
> True lies and true lines:
>
> 7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's
like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that
choice. if you come back to me, we'll both be better
from having chosen freely."
> --> HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo
na...dami mo pang satsat eh!
>
> 8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready.
When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga,
tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
> --> tataguan na kita! kala mo magpapahanap ako!!
>
> 9. "I really think that we should break up." "Why?"
"Because I don't know if I still love you."
> -->Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba.
> Olrayt sa okei!
>
> 10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my
dog..."
> --> O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo! magsama
kayo ng aso mo!
>
> 11. "It's not you, it's me...
> -->Buti alam mo
>
> 12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko
sa'yo, e. Let's keep it that way."
> -->ganun mo pala ituring ang kapatid/kaibigan
mo...tsk... tsk...
>
> 13. "we are not growing anymore."
> -->nakalimutan ko nasa talampakan pala ang utak mo
>
> 14. "I don't have feelings for you anymore."
> -->Wala ka kcng puso!
>
> 15. "i need space..."
> -->dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!
>
> 16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck na
lang."
> -->Magtago kang mabuti ha, ayaw na kitang makita
>
> 17. "We don't fit in together."
> -->yeah yeah right!
>
> 18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko"
> -->di ko rin gus2 nanay mo!
>
> 19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa lalake "
> -->eh di umamin ka rin!
>
> 20. "let's call it QUITS! "
> -->QUITS mo mukha mo!
>
> 21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won't come
back. Don't follow me there, please."
> -->Bat sa AMerica? bat di na lng sa IRAQ?
>
> 22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko papala Ex ko "
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touched."
> --> duh?!
>
> 2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to find
myself!!!"
> --> Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!
>
> 3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
> --> Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit
no?! Bakit? anong oras ba dapat?! alas-otso?????
>
> 4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You
deserve someone better. That's not me."
> --> Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA????
>
> 5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry."
> --> Eh ako ba lasing? Sino nagsabi sa iyo na
manligaw ka ng lasing!
>
> 6. "We are too different from each other."
> --> Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??
>
> True lies and true lines:
>
> 7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's
like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that
choice. if you come back to me, we'll both be better
from having chosen freely."
> --> HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo
na...dami mo pang satsat eh!
>
> 8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready.
When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga,
tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
> --> tataguan na kita! kala mo magpapahanap ako!!
>
> 9. "I really think that we should break up." "Why?"
"Because I don't know if I still love you."
> -->Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba.
> Olrayt sa okei!
>
> 10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my
dog..."
> --> O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo! magsama
kayo ng aso mo!
>
> 11. "It's not you, it's me...
> -->Buti alam mo
>
> 12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko
sa'yo, e. Let's keep it that way."
> -->ganun mo pala ituring ang kapatid/kaibigan
mo...tsk... tsk...
>
> 13. "we are not growing anymore."
> -->nakalimutan ko nasa talampakan pala ang utak mo
>
> 14. "I don't have feelings for you anymore."
> -->Wala ka kcng puso!
>
> 15. "i need space..."
> -->dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!
>
> 16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck na
lang."
> -->Magtago kang mabuti ha, ayaw na kitang makita
>
> 17. "We don't fit in together."
> -->yeah yeah right!
>
> 18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko"
> -->di ko rin gus2 nanay mo!
>
> 19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa lalake "
> -->eh di umamin ka rin!
>
> 20. "let's call it QUITS! "
> -->QUITS mo mukha mo!
>
> 21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won't come
back. Don't follow me there, please."
> -->Bat sa AMerica? bat di na lng sa IRAQ?
>
> 22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko papala Ex ko "
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