Oct 09, 2006 06:28
COWHERD: “Kitchens is a lawyer. That means he’s a weasel.”
DIXON: “My dad’s a lawyer.”
COWHERD: “Then... your dad’s a weasel.”
COWHERD: “See the way I [act]? I’m bipolar.”
COWHERD: “Oh yeah, [Kira] just happens to know to way to all the frats.”
COWHERD: “Get out your pencil-o.”
ME: “‘Lapiz.’”
COWHERD: “‘Lapiz’ upside the head.”
JACKSON: “This is the new Jackson!”
DIXON: “So now you’re witty [and] 5’8”?”
COWHERD: “It surprises me [that Hawaii has no hate groups]. Don’t some of them hate white people? I guess they’re not organized... Uli-uli!”
KIRA: “What’s ‘White heat?’”
COWHERD: “That’s Butler on the [pitcher’s] mound.”
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ALEC: “This is my... advice face." (Scrunches up.) "Now here's your advice: Don't make funn'a my face."
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COWHERD: “LaBar, what’re you thinkin’-Never mind.”
COWHERD: “Oh snap.”