Ahoy!
ATTN: Friends of Seaman Recruit Jaron Mortimer
This is to let you all know that Jaron has now joined the reverd ranks of the united states navy. He thanks you all for the support and love you have given him, and he will miss all of you immensely.
Except you, nemesis.
Peace be to all of you, and Be ready with rocking party when he returns.
Sincerely,
The Navy
"So long, and Thanks for all the fish!"
This is to let you all know that Jaron has now joined the reverd ranks of the united states navy. He thanks you all for the support and love you have given him, and he will miss all of you immensely.
Except you, nemesis.
Peace be to all of you, and Be ready with rocking party when he returns.
Sincerely,
The Navy
"So long, and Thanks for all the fish!"