WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: x. I committed suicide: Will there be food at your wake? Cause I will SO be there then. x. I said I liked you: I would assume it was a James Bond style password and reply "I love you" a la You Only Live Twice x. I kissed you: What? No tongue? x. I lived next door to you: Put the speakers against the wall at 4am and blare polka. x. I started smoking: Start a cigar club x. I started drinking: Add grain alcohol secretly to see how drunk I could get you x. I stole something: Arrest you! x. I was hospitalized: Visit you... with fire ants. x. I ran away from home: At your age, that's called moving out. x. I got into a fight and you weren't there: I'd sympathize with you and TOTALLY believe you that the girl scout was like 7 feet tall and the sun was in your eyes.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: x. Personality: You have one? x. Eyes: Better than mine x. Face: A balloon with a goatee x. Movie preferences: You don't like Kung Pow?! SCREW YOU! x. Hair: Better since the hair cut x. Clothes: Thank god you stopped only wearing black dickies. x. Mannerisms: No manners. You pick your nose and scratch your crotch while having face to face conversations. x. Musical preferences: So-so.
[1] Who are you? I'm BAT-MAN! [2] Are we friends? Bitter enemies. [3] When and how did we meet? I don't know how we met, but at Sci Fi City you knew me and I pretended to know you back, starting a wonderful friendship based on the trust and understanding of the fact that I'm only half-mentally-present during any social event with you. (The other half is thinking about pie. Mmmm... pie) [4] Have I affected you? How? You gave me genital herpes, you bastard! [5] What do you think of me? Mostly harmless. [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Laying tile. A lot of good times were had then. [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? I'm hoping that we'll be friends during your Navy stay, but I'm actually worried it will change you which will then change how we interact. [8] Do you love me? Yes, Double-Oh-Seven. "I love you." [9] Have I ever hurt you? Only financially, you soda-guzzler. [10] Would you hug me? Not on a first date. [11] Would you kiss me? That I'll do on a first date. [12] Are we close? You live down the road. [13] Emotionally, what stands out? My cock. Emotionally. [14] Do you wish I was cooler? Like Fonzie-cool? Who wouldn't want their friends to be Fonzie-cool? Ayyyy.... [15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 11, you putz. [16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Cabana Boy! I know, I'm Armando the Cabana Boy, but the way you pick a cabana boy to hire is actually that you want someone the girls will like, but not someone who will act on the girls. They have to be mostly harmless. [17] Am I loveable? Mostly harmless. [18] How long have you known me? Few years [19] Describe me in one word. Nerd Woo (one word = nerd woo) [20] What was your first impression? When the nurse dropped me on my head, I cracked the tile. That was my first "impression" [21] Do you still think that way about me now? "Do What Now?" -Meatwad [22] What do you think my weakness is? Girls who put out [23] Do you think I'll get married? Yes, quite a few times, actually. [24] What about me makes you happy? When you leave. [25] What about me makes you sad? When you leave the game halfway through an instanced outdoor mission and the Rikti have summoned another 3,000 Infantry and Rikti Monkeys through their portal. [26] What reminds you of me? Nothing I keep for very long, I promise you. [27] What's something you would change about me? I was going to say name, but we have a hard to spell name club. Armando, Jaron, Kiri. We need to give Phil a new name. I'm thinking: Mxylplyxk [29] How well do you know me? Well enough [29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope [30] Do you think I would ever kill someone? You're joining the Navy. You will be indirectly responsible for the deaths of dozens. Thou shalt not, you know. [31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Nope, but feel free to email me.
x. I committed suicide:
Will there be food at your wake? Cause I will SO be there then.
x. I said I liked you:
I would assume it was a James Bond style password and reply "I love you" a la You Only Live Twice
x. I kissed you:
What? No tongue?
x. I lived next door to you:
Put the speakers against the wall at 4am and blare polka.
x. I started smoking:
Start a cigar club
x. I started drinking:
Add grain alcohol secretly to see how drunk I could get you
x. I stole something:
Arrest you!
x. I was hospitalized:
Visit you... with fire ants.
x. I ran away from home:
At your age, that's called moving out.
x. I got into a fight and you weren't there:
I'd sympathize with you and TOTALLY believe you that the girl scout was like 7 feet tall and the sun was in your eyes.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
x. Personality: You have one?
x. Eyes: Better than mine
x. Face: A balloon with a goatee
x. Movie preferences: You don't like Kung Pow?! SCREW YOU!
x. Hair: Better since the hair cut
x. Clothes: Thank god you stopped only wearing black dickies.
x. Mannerisms: No manners. You pick your nose and scratch your crotch while having face to face conversations.
x. Musical preferences: So-so.
[1] Who are you? I'm BAT-MAN!
[2] Are we friends? Bitter enemies.
[3] When and how did we meet? I don't know how we met, but at Sci Fi City you knew me and I pretended to know you back, starting a wonderful friendship based on the trust and understanding of the fact that I'm only half-mentally-present during any social event with you. (The other half is thinking about pie. Mmmm... pie)
[4] Have I affected you? How? You gave me genital herpes, you bastard!
[5] What do you think of me? Mostly harmless.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Laying tile. A lot of good times were had then.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? I'm hoping that we'll be friends during your Navy stay, but I'm actually worried it will change you which will then change how we interact.
[8] Do you love me? Yes, Double-Oh-Seven. "I love you."
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Only financially, you soda-guzzler.
[10] Would you hug me? Not on a first date.
[11] Would you kiss me? That I'll do on a first date.
[12] Are we close? You live down the road.
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? My cock. Emotionally.
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? Like Fonzie-cool? Who wouldn't want their friends to be Fonzie-cool? Ayyyy....
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 11, you putz.
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Cabana Boy! I know, I'm Armando the Cabana Boy, but the way you pick a cabana boy to hire is actually that you want someone the girls will like, but not someone who will act on the girls. They have to be mostly harmless.
[17] Am I loveable? Mostly harmless.
[18] How long have you known me? Few years
[19] Describe me in one word. Nerd Woo (one word = nerd woo)
[20] What was your first impression? When the nurse dropped me on my head, I cracked the tile. That was my first "impression"
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? "Do What Now?" -Meatwad
[22] What do you think my weakness is? Girls who put out
[23] Do you think I'll get married? Yes, quite a few times, actually.
[24] What about me makes you happy? When you leave.
[25] What about me makes you sad? When you leave the game halfway through an instanced outdoor mission and the Rikti have summoned another 3,000 Infantry and Rikti Monkeys through their portal.
[26] What reminds you of me? Nothing I keep for very long, I promise you.
[27] What's something you would change about me? I was going to say name, but we have a hard to spell name club. Armando, Jaron, Kiri. We need to give Phil a new name. I'm thinking: Mxylplyxk
[29] How well do you know me? Well enough
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope
[30] Do you think I would ever kill someone? You're joining the Navy. You will be indirectly responsible for the deaths of dozens. Thou shalt not, you know.
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Nope, but feel free to email me.
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