((Others Fanmix - Acid))
((The Others get a fanmix. TREMBLE WITH FEAR.
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With running commentary from them included! Disclaimer, I'm 'The Mun' and Rachelmas is just 'Mun.' We pop up off and on.
Tracklist:
Rocked By Rape - ECC
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
Ready to Die - W.K. Andrew
Uncle Johnny - The Killers
Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tender Sugar - Mary Elizabeth McGlynn
Gun at My Head - Silverman
Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
Cancer for the Cure - Eels
She's Your Cocaine - Tori Amos
Ice Cream - The New Young Pony Club
Invisible - Switchblade Symphony
Torture Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Poison - Alice Cooper
Bitch - Pigface
Bonust Track:
Schadenfreude - Avenue Q
Evolution Control Committee - "Rocked By Rape"
Danger war killer fraud
CIA mayhem crisis horrible
Inflation military threat
Flaming debris fatal heart attack
Stress injuries prison disaster
Economic collapse dangerous radiation
A tide of violence and human misery
A liar and an unremorseful killer
O!Mello: Starting off with Rocked by Rape.
O!Matt: What is this, a checklist?
O!Mello: I'm only missing a couple of these. Don't think I've caused any breast cancer.
O!Matt: You don't work with any Nazis either, do you?
O!Mello: Not currently.
O!Matt: ...Set an entire neighborhood on fire?
O!Mello: I was 9. It wasn't on purpose.
O!Matt: Haha, you're so cool.
Justin Timberlake - "Sexy Back"
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
O!Mello: Sexy Back. *smirk*
O!Matt: So... I'm Justin Timberlake and you're the black guy?
O!Mello: I'd say it's fitting. You're totally my willing slave.
O!Matt: And a sexy one. Yeah, it works.
O!Mello: I don't know. You might not be girly enough to work it like Justin.
O!Matt: You wound me. ):
O!Mello: ... No I don't. Take it like a man! Whore!
O!Matt: Blah blah, I'm not serious, relax, etc. Asshole.
O!Mello: Uh-huh. You never take me seriously unless I have a knife to your throat.
O!Matt: Do I take anything seriously unless it's threatening my life?
O!Mello: Not at all, which works for me.
W.K. Andrew - "Ready To Die"
You'd better get ready to die
You'd better get ready to kill
You'd better get ready to run
'Cause here we come
You'd better get ready to die
Your life is over now
Your life is running out
When your time is at an end
Then it's time to ill again
We cut without a knife,
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close you're eyes and say good night
O!Mello: Next is Ready to Die.
O!Matt: We're badass and violent, so on and so forth?
O!Mello: We are! And the song's so bouncy. Heh, death is fun. Great stress reliever.
The Killers - "Uncle Johnny"
When everybody else refrained
My uncle Johnny did cocaine
He's convinced himself right in his brain
That it helps to take away the pain
Hey Johnny
O!Mello: Uncle Johnny.
O!Matt: I don't like this song.
O!Mello: Because it's true or because you're a moody little bitch?
O!Matt: The song feels like it's trying to be sorry for me. Cut that shit out.
O!Mello: Those guys sound whiny in every song. We know better than to pity your poor, depraved head.
O!Matt: You know better, I don't trust the fangirls.
O!Mello: They're fangirls. Fuck ‘em. Their opinions aren't worth shit!
O!Matt: Song still pisses me off. Whatever.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Sir Psycho Sexy"
A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go
O!Mello: Sir Psycho Sexy is next.
O!Matt: I don't even have to look at the lyrics to get why this one is on here.
O!Mello: You know, I did actually screw a cop once, but not on her car.
O!Matt: The story is not as awesome that way.
O!Mello: She was trying to get me for a speeding ticket. I sold her some coke and took her back to my place instead. Of course by "my place," I mean some schmuck's apartment I don't know. I didn't want her to regret it and try to get me with a drug bust.
O!Matt: I did it with an undercover once, but I got sent to jail after that one. Not exactly a victory. She was hot though. And of course you didn't. Taking her to your base would be kind of stupid.
O!Mello: What can I say? I am a genius.
O!Matt: Yes yes, you're so awesome. Moving on?
Mary Elizabeth McGlynn - "Tender Sugar"
Not again, not again, not again
From this dream I can't awake
What is real, what is real, what is real
It's getting hard for me to take
What I need, what I need, what I need
A little something I rely
And the white sugar gently hides me
Oh the sweet sugar saves me
It's the room that confines me
Confines me
Sweet sugar
O!Mello: Tender Sugar. Leave it to you to get a video game song.
O!Matt: The mun went straight for the Silent Hill songs. Another druggie song, do we need to keep reminding them I abuse substances?
O!Mello: Nope. We'll stop as soon as you come up with some new defining feature.
O!Matt: ...I guess you have a point. But I'm not emo, goddamn.
O!Mello: Right. Tell that to Becca's grave.
O!Matt: If you said that without strikeouts I might try to punch you.
The Mun: Quit whining Matt, you just don't like how these songs actually accurately portray some of what you feel. Chill.
O!Matt: I am so chill. Let's move on.
Silverman - "Gun at my Head"
I know I'm wrong but I'm not feeling sorry
I don't mind I'm not the feeling sorry kind
She's got a gun at my head, gun at my head
Won't let me forget what I've done
Her bullet's silver and cold
I do what I'm told
I'm as good as gold
As good as dead
O!Mello: Gun at my Head, as in your head.
O!Matt: And I do what I'm told, thank you.
O!Mello: Helps that you've decided to like the same things as me.
O!Matt: You're fun and intoxicating like that. *nuzzlebite*
O!Mello: *smirknip*
[break for sex]
ZZ Top - "Sharp Dressed Man"
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
O!Mello: Alright, Sharp Dressed Man. Or undressed, as the case may be.
O!Matt: Either one sounds good. *purr*
O!Mello: Muns and their friends are always trying to figure out my wardrobe. They should draw me naked more often. It's no less accurate.
O!Matt: I'm the one who dresses like they took LSD for breakfast, why am I apparently the easy one?
-To draw, that is.
O!Mello: *snerk* Don't pretend you have high standards.
-Of dress, that is.
O!Matt: *snickersnort*
Eels - "Cancer for the Cure"
The kids are diggin' up a brand new hole
Where to put deadbeat mom
Grandpa's happy watching video porn
With the closed-caption on
And father knows best
About suicide and smack
Well, hee hee hee
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Buckle-up and endure now baby
Cancer for the cure
O!Mello: Next up, Cancer for the Cure. Hmm, I wonder who this one's about.
O!Matt: I say this one could be both of us. *glance*
O!Mello: Yeah, I guess. Should I revoke that breast cancer comment I made earlier?
O!Matt: Yes. Yes you should.
O!Mello: Great. So the checklist's all filled up. My life is complete. Let's go die now.
O!Matt: ...I don't like your plan.
O!Mello: I don't like your dad.
O!Matt: Which one?
O!Mello: The one who sucks.
O!Matt: They both did. Or so I assume, I never met my real one, but he bailed, so... sucking.
O!Mello: The one you remember, then.
O!Matt: He's scary.
O!Mello: He's also human and wouldn't survive a knife in his brain.
O!Matt: ): He might.
O!Mello: Not if I threw it.
O!Matt: Maybe. I know I'd hide behind you if I ever saw him again.
O!Mello: Well then that settles it. The list just got longer. I'm killing your dad. What's next?
O!Matt: *puppyhug* You're my hero.
Tori Amos - "She's Your Cocaine"
She's your cocaine, your exodus laughing
And she knows what you are
So shimmy once and do it again
Bring your sister
Bring your sister if you can't handle it
If you want me to
Boy I could lie to you
You don't need one of these to let me inside of you
And is it true that devils end up like you
Do something safe for the picture frame
And is it true that devils end up like you
So tied up you don't know how she came
O!Mello: *head scratches* She's I'm Your Cocaine.
O!Matt: What are the questions here? I think we're being obvious. Also, there are apparently more songs about being an addict to something than being an evil psycho. Go figure.
O!Mello: It's hard to get record deals when you're doing time for murder.
O!Matt: More people need to get away with it and write your theme song.
O!Mello: I'll survive. I can pay somebody to do it, if I ever feel like it. I like how all the gasping and moaning at the end of this song leads into Ice Cream.
O!Matt: Good lead in.
O!Mello: Mun got that one right.
New Young Pony Club - "Ice Cream"
I can give you what you want
I can make your heart beat short
I can make you ice cream
We could be a sweet team
Melting in your vice dreams, sport
I can be the sauce you crave
I can spell what you can't say
Chocolate flavored love theme
Treat that treats you so mean
Covering your nights and days.
O!Matt: Wasn't Ice Cream in a computer commercial?
O!Mello: I hope so. That's even more inappropriate than Kidz Bop crap.
The Mun: Yes, and not just a little, that commercial was on for MONTHS.
O!Mello: *cracks the hell up!*
O!Matt: Marketers. Fantastic.
The Mun: Pentium Processorys- have sex with them.
The Mun: Actually wait, Dell Laptops. Or.. something. Anyway, it was computers.
Mun: Now I'm reminded of that one Star Trek fic with Data and the ship...
O!Mello: Muns, out of the commentary!
The Mun: Wait, wait! It's the Intel Core 2 Duo processor chip. I'M GONE NOW.
O!Matt: I like this one, it has a good beat.
Plus the music video is fucking awesome.
O!Mello: I swear I'm taking you to a club one of these nights. Friday! We're going!
O!Matt: Oh. Yay! Can we force the DJ to play this?
O!Mello: Of course!
O!Matt: *nuzzlegrin* You rock.
O!Mello: Damn right.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Torture Me"
Because I'm happy to be sad
I want it all I want it bad
Oh-oh-it's what I know
A vintage year for pop I hear
The middle of the end is near
Torture me and torture me
It's forcin' me so torture me
Torture me with sorcery
It's forcin' me so torture me
O!Mello: So, after that is Torture Me. More Chili Peppers.
O!Matt: Yes, please. *smile* Seriously though, I think this one also explains itself. It's a pretty short song. I'm a masochist. Woo. *waves his hands*
O!Mello: I was gonna ask if cuffs and a razor are enough since that's all I got on me right now, but we can move on if we have to.
O!Matt: Later, later, we're busy right now.
Switchblade Symphony - "Invisible"
I feel that you should know
I have an empty soul
It's a warning
It's a warning
If you leave, if you leave
I will follow, I will follow
What am I
What am I
Yes, they are stomping on the switches
O!Mello: Fine, we'll save for the toys in my lair. Next is Invisible.
O!Matt: I like the creepy song.
O!Mello: And we like being creepy.
O!Matt: Being creepy gets me out of bed in the morning. Wait... no, you usually get me out of bed in the morning. (Jerk.)
O!Mello: As if you're not already napping on and off all day.
O!Matt: But I like your bed. It smells like you.
O!Mello: I smell like me too. And I don't stay in bed all day.
O!Matt: Yeahhhhh, but it's more comfortable than napping on the floor next to you, and it's not like you let me fall asleep on your lap. *pout* Whatever. It's just more interesting when you have time to pay attention to me. I'd rather sleep otherwise.
O!Mello: Fine, I get that, but don't blame me because I end up getting a blow job every time you lay your head in my lap.
O!Matt: Wait, wait, you ask for that plenty of the time. That makes it not my fault. At all. ...Why are we even arguing over this one...? We both like it.
Alice Cooper - "Poison"
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
O!Mello: No reason I can see, so get Brandon in here, and we'll move on to Poison.
O!Matt: Speaking of blow jobs... *goes to get him*
O!Mello: Take your time. But only if you're getting another blow job out of him.
O!Matt: *drags him in cheerfully* Come on, he won't bite you.
Brandon: *is owned, but does not want to beeee heeere*
O!Mello: *grins with teeth*
Brandon: ! *if only he was small enough to hide behind Matt*
O!Matt: Relax, relax. I'll intercept bites intended for you. *eyeroll* Look, we gave you a song. Isn't that nice?
O!Mello: I was really hoping you could tell us what you thought of it.
Brandon: *deer in the headlights ;_;*
O!Mello: *can wait all night, though he might have to steal back Matt to amuse himself*
O!Matt: ... *wraps his arms around Brandon's necks and licks his ear* You think I'm bad for you? :3
O!Mello: *or he could just watch. watching is sexy and amusing*
Brandon: *JUMPS.* N-n-n-no? Not- I mean- y- n-no.
O!Matt: Too bad, 'cause I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out, kid. <3 *gnaws his ear* It's smart to worry.
Brandon: *enjoying that way too much, incoherent spluttering*
O!Mello: *smiles at the scene* Poor poor boy with a fourth wall to protect his sacred innocence. *wonders if he could trick him into a threesome*
O!Matt: *gives Brandon lots of hickeys* It's not gonna be sacred for long. *give Matt a chance to get his hold on Brandon stronger and he could force him into one :D*
O!Mello: *help the boy develop a bondage kink, and it should be easy*
O!Matt: *yes, excellent plan*
Brandon: *;_; doomed*
Pigface - "Bitch"
One, two, fuck you
Never say no
I'm ready to go
We're out of control
But I can't let you go
There's something about the way we fit
There's something about this psycho bitch
O!Mello: *can't wait* Stick around, Brandon. One more song for the official mix. Bitch.
O!Matt: We need him for the last one too. But yeah. This one is pretty hardcore. I like the feel of it.
O!Mello: Yeah, just ignore all the love and hate crap in every other line, and it's perfect!
O!Matt: Not stupid enough for either of those emotions, but you're definitely a psycho bitch. <3~
O!Mello: I'm plenty psycho, but you can the bitch. Hell, Brandon can be a bitch too.
O!Matt: Deny you can be bitchy, go ahead. *snorts* But I agree about Brandon. *smirks and pets his hair* You're getting there, Minion.
Brandon: *whimper ):*
O!Mello: I won't deny, but I am more psycho than bitch. Bitch fits you better.
O!Matt: Oh, I knew that already.
BONUS TRACK
Avenue Q Cast - "Schadenfreude"
GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!
NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
O!Mello: Guess who's so awesome they got a bonus track! Never mind we got it cause the song is fucking loony and wouldn't fit anywhere. I still like it.
O!Matt: Laughing at people's pain makes the world go 'round~
O!Mello: Whether we're the ones who cause it or not.
O!Matt: We can't 'cause all of it. That'd be tough. *pinches Brandon's cheek* Just some of it. <3
O!Mello: Must leave some room for pleasant surprises.
O!Matt: So is that it? We deserved more songs.
O!Mello: Your mun though of another, but she didn't own it. Worthless.
O!Matt: I'll think unpleasant thoughts at her for it. Grrrr.
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With running commentary from them included! Disclaimer, I'm 'The Mun' and Rachelmas is just 'Mun.' We pop up off and on.
Tracklist:
Rocked By Rape - ECC
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
Ready to Die - W.K. Andrew
Uncle Johnny - The Killers
Sir Psycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tender Sugar - Mary Elizabeth McGlynn
Gun at My Head - Silverman
Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
Cancer for the Cure - Eels
She's Your Cocaine - Tori Amos
Ice Cream - The New Young Pony Club
Invisible - Switchblade Symphony
Torture Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Poison - Alice Cooper
Bitch - Pigface
Bonust Track:
Schadenfreude - Avenue Q
Evolution Control Committee - "Rocked By Rape"
Danger war killer fraud
CIA mayhem crisis horrible
Inflation military threat
Flaming debris fatal heart attack
Stress injuries prison disaster
Economic collapse dangerous radiation
A tide of violence and human misery
A liar and an unremorseful killer
O!Mello: Starting off with Rocked by Rape.
O!Matt: What is this, a checklist?
O!Mello: I'm only missing a couple of these. Don't think I've caused any breast cancer.
O!Matt: You don't work with any Nazis either, do you?
O!Mello: Not currently.
O!Matt: ...Set an entire neighborhood on fire?
O!Mello: I was 9. It wasn't on purpose.
O!Matt: Haha, you're so cool.
Justin Timberlake - "Sexy Back"
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
O!Mello: Sexy Back. *smirk*
O!Matt: So... I'm Justin Timberlake and you're the black guy?
O!Mello: I'd say it's fitting. You're totally my willing slave.
O!Matt: And a sexy one. Yeah, it works.
O!Mello: I don't know. You might not be girly enough to work it like Justin.
O!Matt: You wound me. ):
O!Mello: ... No I don't. Take it like a man! Whore!
O!Matt: Blah blah, I'm not serious, relax, etc. Asshole.
O!Mello: Uh-huh. You never take me seriously unless I have a knife to your throat.
O!Matt: Do I take anything seriously unless it's threatening my life?
O!Mello: Not at all, which works for me.
W.K. Andrew - "Ready To Die"
You'd better get ready to die
You'd better get ready to kill
You'd better get ready to run
'Cause here we come
You'd better get ready to die
Your life is over now
Your life is running out
When your time is at an end
Then it's time to ill again
We cut without a knife,
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close you're eyes and say good night
O!Mello: Next is Ready to Die.
O!Matt: We're badass and violent, so on and so forth?
O!Mello: We are! And the song's so bouncy. Heh, death is fun. Great stress reliever.
The Killers - "Uncle Johnny"
When everybody else refrained
My uncle Johnny did cocaine
He's convinced himself right in his brain
That it helps to take away the pain
Hey Johnny
O!Mello: Uncle Johnny.
O!Matt: I don't like this song.
O!Mello: Because it's true or because you're a moody little bitch?
O!Matt: The song feels like it's trying to be sorry for me. Cut that shit out.
O!Mello: Those guys sound whiny in every song. We know better than to pity your poor, depraved head.
O!Matt: You know better, I don't trust the fangirls.
O!Mello: They're fangirls. Fuck ‘em. Their opinions aren't worth shit!
O!Matt: Song still pisses me off. Whatever.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Sir Psycho Sexy"
A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream
He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go
O!Mello: Sir Psycho Sexy is next.
O!Matt: I don't even have to look at the lyrics to get why this one is on here.
O!Mello: You know, I did actually screw a cop once, but not on her car.
O!Matt: The story is not as awesome that way.
O!Mello: She was trying to get me for a speeding ticket. I sold her some coke and took her back to my place instead. Of course by "my place," I mean some schmuck's apartment I don't know. I didn't want her to regret it and try to get me with a drug bust.
O!Matt: I did it with an undercover once, but I got sent to jail after that one. Not exactly a victory. She was hot though. And of course you didn't. Taking her to your base would be kind of stupid.
O!Mello: What can I say? I am a genius.
O!Matt: Yes yes, you're so awesome. Moving on?
Mary Elizabeth McGlynn - "Tender Sugar"
Not again, not again, not again
From this dream I can't awake
What is real, what is real, what is real
It's getting hard for me to take
What I need, what I need, what I need
A little something I rely
And the white sugar gently hides me
Oh the sweet sugar saves me
It's the room that confines me
Confines me
Sweet sugar
O!Mello: Tender Sugar. Leave it to you to get a video game song.
O!Matt: The mun went straight for the Silent Hill songs. Another druggie song, do we need to keep reminding them I abuse substances?
O!Mello: Nope. We'll stop as soon as you come up with some new defining feature.
O!Matt: ...I guess you have a point. But I'm not emo, goddamn.
O!Mello: Right. Tell that to Becca's grave.
O!Matt: If you said that without strikeouts I might try to punch you.
The Mun: Quit whining Matt, you just don't like how these songs actually accurately portray some of what you feel. Chill.
O!Matt: I am so chill. Let's move on.
Silverman - "Gun at my Head"
I know I'm wrong but I'm not feeling sorry
I don't mind I'm not the feeling sorry kind
She's got a gun at my head, gun at my head
Won't let me forget what I've done
Her bullet's silver and cold
I do what I'm told
I'm as good as gold
As good as dead
O!Mello: Gun at my Head, as in your head.
O!Matt: And I do what I'm told, thank you.
O!Mello: Helps that you've decided to like the same things as me.
O!Matt: You're fun and intoxicating like that. *nuzzlebite*
O!Mello: *smirknip*
[break for sex]
ZZ Top - "Sharp Dressed Man"
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
O!Mello: Alright, Sharp Dressed Man. Or undressed, as the case may be.
O!Matt: Either one sounds good. *purr*
O!Mello: Muns and their friends are always trying to figure out my wardrobe. They should draw me naked more often. It's no less accurate.
O!Matt: I'm the one who dresses like they took LSD for breakfast, why am I apparently the easy one?
-To draw, that is.
O!Mello: *snerk* Don't pretend you have high standards.
-Of dress, that is.
O!Matt: *snickersnort*
Eels - "Cancer for the Cure"
The kids are diggin' up a brand new hole
Where to put deadbeat mom
Grandpa's happy watching video porn
With the closed-caption on
And father knows best
About suicide and smack
Well, hee hee hee
Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Buckle-up and endure now baby
Cancer for the cure
O!Mello: Next up, Cancer for the Cure. Hmm, I wonder who this one's about.
O!Matt: I say this one could be both of us. *glance*
O!Mello: Yeah, I guess. Should I revoke that breast cancer comment I made earlier?
O!Matt: Yes. Yes you should.
O!Mello: Great. So the checklist's all filled up. My life is complete. Let's go die now.
O!Matt: ...I don't like your plan.
O!Mello: I don't like your dad.
O!Matt: Which one?
O!Mello: The one who sucks.
O!Matt: They both did. Or so I assume, I never met my real one, but he bailed, so... sucking.
O!Mello: The one you remember, then.
O!Matt: He's scary.
O!Mello: He's also human and wouldn't survive a knife in his brain.
O!Matt: ): He might.
O!Mello: Not if I threw it.
O!Matt: Maybe. I know I'd hide behind you if I ever saw him again.
O!Mello: Well then that settles it. The list just got longer. I'm killing your dad. What's next?
O!Matt: *puppyhug* You're my hero.
Tori Amos - "She's Your Cocaine"
She's your cocaine, your exodus laughing
And she knows what you are
So shimmy once and do it again
Bring your sister
Bring your sister if you can't handle it
If you want me to
Boy I could lie to you
You don't need one of these to let me inside of you
And is it true that devils end up like you
Do something safe for the picture frame
And is it true that devils end up like you
So tied up you don't know how she came
O!Mello: *head scratches* She's I'm Your Cocaine.
O!Matt: What are the questions here? I think we're being obvious. Also, there are apparently more songs about being an addict to something than being an evil psycho. Go figure.
O!Mello: It's hard to get record deals when you're doing time for murder.
O!Matt: More people need to get away with it and write your theme song.
O!Mello: I'll survive. I can pay somebody to do it, if I ever feel like it. I like how all the gasping and moaning at the end of this song leads into Ice Cream.
O!Matt: Good lead in.
O!Mello: Mun got that one right.
New Young Pony Club - "Ice Cream"
I can give you what you want
I can make your heart beat short
I can make you ice cream
We could be a sweet team
Melting in your vice dreams, sport
I can be the sauce you crave
I can spell what you can't say
Chocolate flavored love theme
Treat that treats you so mean
Covering your nights and days.
O!Matt: Wasn't Ice Cream in a computer commercial?
O!Mello: I hope so. That's even more inappropriate than Kidz Bop crap.
The Mun: Yes, and not just a little, that commercial was on for MONTHS.
O!Mello: *cracks the hell up!*
O!Matt: Marketers. Fantastic.
The Mun: Pentium Processorys- have sex with them.
The Mun: Actually wait, Dell Laptops. Or.. something. Anyway, it was computers.
Mun: Now I'm reminded of that one Star Trek fic with Data and the ship...
O!Mello: Muns, out of the commentary!
The Mun: Wait, wait! It's the Intel Core 2 Duo processor chip. I'M GONE NOW.
O!Matt: I like this one, it has a good beat.
Plus the music video is fucking awesome.
O!Mello: I swear I'm taking you to a club one of these nights. Friday! We're going!
O!Matt: Oh. Yay! Can we force the DJ to play this?
O!Mello: Of course!
O!Matt: *nuzzlegrin* You rock.
O!Mello: Damn right.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Torture Me"
Because I'm happy to be sad
I want it all I want it bad
Oh-oh-it's what I know
A vintage year for pop I hear
The middle of the end is near
Torture me and torture me
It's forcin' me so torture me
Torture me with sorcery
It's forcin' me so torture me
O!Mello: So, after that is Torture Me. More Chili Peppers.
O!Matt: Yes, please. *smile* Seriously though, I think this one also explains itself. It's a pretty short song. I'm a masochist. Woo. *waves his hands*
O!Mello: I was gonna ask if cuffs and a razor are enough since that's all I got on me right now, but we can move on if we have to.
O!Matt: Later, later, we're busy right now.
Switchblade Symphony - "Invisible"
I feel that you should know
I have an empty soul
It's a warning
It's a warning
If you leave, if you leave
I will follow, I will follow
What am I
What am I
Yes, they are stomping on the switches
O!Mello: Fine, we'll save for the toys in my lair. Next is Invisible.
O!Matt: I like the creepy song.
O!Mello: And we like being creepy.
O!Matt: Being creepy gets me out of bed in the morning. Wait... no, you usually get me out of bed in the morning. (Jerk.)
O!Mello: As if you're not already napping on and off all day.
O!Matt: But I like your bed. It smells like you.
O!Mello: I smell like me too. And I don't stay in bed all day.
O!Matt: Yeahhhhh, but it's more comfortable than napping on the floor next to you, and it's not like you let me fall asleep on your lap. *pout* Whatever. It's just more interesting when you have time to pay attention to me. I'd rather sleep otherwise.
O!Mello: Fine, I get that, but don't blame me because I end up getting a blow job every time you lay your head in my lap.
O!Matt: Wait, wait, you ask for that plenty of the time. That makes it not my fault. At all. ...Why are we even arguing over this one...? We both like it.
Alice Cooper - "Poison"
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
O!Mello: No reason I can see, so get Brandon in here, and we'll move on to Poison.
O!Matt: Speaking of blow jobs... *goes to get him*
O!Mello: Take your time. But only if you're getting another blow job out of him.
O!Matt: *drags him in cheerfully* Come on, he won't bite you.
Brandon: *is owned, but does not want to beeee heeere*
O!Mello: *grins with teeth*
Brandon: ! *if only he was small enough to hide behind Matt*
O!Matt: Relax, relax. I'll intercept bites intended for you. *eyeroll* Look, we gave you a song. Isn't that nice?
O!Mello: I was really hoping you could tell us what you thought of it.
Brandon: *deer in the headlights ;_;*
O!Mello: *can wait all night, though he might have to steal back Matt to amuse himself*
O!Matt: ... *wraps his arms around Brandon's necks and licks his ear* You think I'm bad for you? :3
O!Mello: *or he could just watch. watching is sexy and amusing*
Brandon: *JUMPS.* N-n-n-no? Not- I mean- y- n-no.
O!Matt: Too bad, 'cause I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out, kid. <3 *gnaws his ear* It's smart to worry.
Brandon: *enjoying that way too much, incoherent spluttering*
O!Mello: *smiles at the scene* Poor poor boy with a fourth wall to protect his sacred innocence. *wonders if he could trick him into a threesome*
O!Matt: *gives Brandon lots of hickeys* It's not gonna be sacred for long. *give Matt a chance to get his hold on Brandon stronger and he could force him into one :D*
O!Mello: *help the boy develop a bondage kink, and it should be easy*
O!Matt: *yes, excellent plan*
Brandon: *;_; doomed*
Pigface - "Bitch"
One, two, fuck you
Never say no
I'm ready to go
We're out of control
But I can't let you go
There's something about the way we fit
There's something about this psycho bitch
O!Mello: *can't wait* Stick around, Brandon. One more song for the official mix. Bitch.
O!Matt: We need him for the last one too. But yeah. This one is pretty hardcore. I like the feel of it.
O!Mello: Yeah, just ignore all the love and hate crap in every other line, and it's perfect!
O!Matt: Not stupid enough for either of those emotions, but you're definitely a psycho bitch. <3~
O!Mello: I'm plenty psycho, but you can the bitch. Hell, Brandon can be a bitch too.
O!Matt: Deny you can be bitchy, go ahead. *snorts* But I agree about Brandon. *smirks and pets his hair* You're getting there, Minion.
Brandon: *whimper ):*
O!Mello: I won't deny, but I am more psycho than bitch. Bitch fits you better.
O!Matt: Oh, I knew that already.
BONUS TRACK
Avenue Q Cast - "Schadenfreude"
GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!
NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
O!Mello: Guess who's so awesome they got a bonus track! Never mind we got it cause the song is fucking loony and wouldn't fit anywhere. I still like it.
O!Matt: Laughing at people's pain makes the world go 'round~
O!Mello: Whether we're the ones who cause it or not.
O!Matt: We can't 'cause all of it. That'd be tough. *pinches Brandon's cheek* Just some of it. <3
O!Mello: Must leave some room for pleasant surprises.
O!Matt: So is that it? We deserved more songs.
O!Mello: Your mun though of another, but she didn't own it. Worthless.
O!Matt: I'll think unpleasant thoughts at her for it. Grrrr.