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Today at work, I took an apple out of my M&S Pink Lady 4-pack and a red and black furry spider came out with it. Admittedly it may not have been very big and it wasn't moving, but according to the packaging, it had come all the way from Australia (sorry, carbon footprint) where, duh, all spiders kill you with just one bite. What a cool start to Halloween week! I respectfully put the spider in a heat envelope and brought it home. Fingers crossed that it's just in suspended animation from the cold trip over and a night under my pillow will bring it back to life to wreak tropical terror on the residents of Bethnal Green! Or I could train it to sit on my shoulder and bark at people. Or maybe it'll bite me and I can be in Spider-Man 4.
