Level 9.

[gamesandguns]

Maybe I should clarify to people that sharing a bed does not mean I'm dating anyone.

...Nope.

I'm not dating anyone.

JSYK.

Thanks.

Matt out.

Oh yeah, I'm a guy again.

I miss the boobs.

Comments

[mellogun]

No more groping yourself?

So when you do start dating someone, are you retiring from pillow duty?

[gamesandguns]

Well I could but it wouldn't be the same.

Nah, I like bein' pillow Matt.

[mellogun]

We could get you fake ones.

I like pillow Matt, except when I wake up with ashes in my hair.

[gamesandguns]

No thanks. I mean, I'm sure they helped with the being a pillow thing.

...Ehh...I'll be more careful about that.

[mellogun]

They got in the way. I like my pillow how I left it.

Catch my hair on fire, and I bet everyone will.

[gamesandguns]

Then no need for me to bother with the fake ones. I'm all about comfort.

...I won't catch your hair on fire, Mello. I' won't smoke in bed anymore, promise.

[mellogun]

I'm going out for awhile. Anywhere you suggest?

[gamesandguns]

Well there's a couple bars and stuff.