Hey, Danny boy.

[gamer_atum]

Get your fucking cat out of Versace's room.

Now.

Or I'm going to find you and beat your ass.

Comments

[gambler_osiris]

He'll leave on his own, eventually.

[gamer_atum]

Yeah, the eventually part isn't going to work.

[gambler_osiris]

Not my problem.

[gamer_atum]

Yes, it is; it's your cat.

[gambler_osiris]

And said cat tends to do what it wants regardless of what I do.

[gamer_atum]

You can pick it up and move it without it clawing your face off.

[gambler_osiris]

He'll leave on his own soon enough. Have some patience. No game is won in a rush.

[gamer_atum]

If you don't move it soon, someone is going to kill it.

[gambler_osiris]

Oh, that's a shame.

[gamer_atum]

You might wake up with cat pieces shoved down your throat.

[gambler_osiris]

I doubt that.

[gamer_atum]

I wouldn't.

[gambler_osiris]

You realize the flaw in your plan, don't you?

[gamer_atum]

How about this - either you remove the cat or your chips go missing.

[gambler_osiris]

You don't even know where they are now. Just do your job. There's some dried food you can entice him out with in the plastic container on my bookshelf.

[gamer_atum]

I was told to get you to do it.

Now get on it.