A word form our sponcerskharne83February 7 2006, 14:52:30 UTC
Scene: Inside a game store, there’s a clerk behind the counter ringing up a purchase.
Camera: Cut to close up of the (obviously M-rated) game, quick zoom to the M rating logo. Cut back to clerk and the customer.
Clerk: You know this game’s M rated?
Scene: Outside the game store, looking out over the parking lot, the highway and the hills beyond, There’s a few cars in the parking lot, but the highways empty figures start to charge over the hills; warcrys can be faintly heard.
Scene: Back inside…
Customer. Is that a problem?
Clerk: No, I just need to see your ID
Scene: Back outside, with a closer view of the figures as they swarm across the highway and over the dividers. The figures are all lawyers and politicians in full business attire, each one is holding a suitcase or folder in one hand, a sword in the other, and they’re all wearing those horned Viking helmets. The warcrys are much louder now. Cut back to inside
Camera: Angled down at the clerk and customer, so the viewer can see the ID change hands.
Clerk (while checking the ID): You know they’re trying to pass a bill to restrict this stuff?
Scene: Outside the “Army” is charging through the parking lot now, the camera sweeps to follow them, zooming in as one of the lawyers grabs the door’s handle… Cut back to inside the store, the view is pulled back to show the clerk, customer, and the entrance as the doors are thrown open and the army piles inside. The Warcries are at full volume.
Customer: Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that, the bill will probably fail because games are protected as free speech.
Scene: still inside the store. The army, barely a foot away from clerk and customer suddenly stop, the warcries suddenly cease as everyone lets out a disappointed groan. The army slowly turns around and files back out of the store. Cut to a view outside the store, looking across the parking lot to the store front, more of the army is out here trudging away in all directions. “1st Amendment” is displayed on the screen as one of the lawyers looks at the camera with a thoroughly annoyed expression on their face.
Camera: Cut to close up of the (obviously M-rated) game, quick zoom to the M rating logo. Cut back to clerk and the customer.
Clerk: You know this game’s M rated?
Scene: Outside the game store, looking out over the parking lot, the highway and the hills beyond, There’s a few cars in the parking lot, but the highways empty figures start to charge over the hills; warcrys can be faintly heard.
Scene: Back inside…
Customer. Is that a problem?
Clerk: No, I just need to see your ID
Scene: Back outside, with a closer view of the figures as they swarm across the highway and over the dividers. The figures are all lawyers and politicians in full business attire, each one is holding a suitcase or folder in one hand, a sword in the other, and they’re all wearing those horned Viking helmets. The warcrys are much louder now. Cut back to inside
Camera: Angled down at the clerk and customer, so the viewer can see the ID change hands.
Clerk (while checking the ID): You know they’re trying to pass a bill to restrict this stuff?
Scene: Outside the “Army” is charging through the parking lot now, the camera sweeps to follow them, zooming in as one of the lawyers grabs the door’s handle… Cut back to inside the store, the view is pulled back to show the clerk, customer, and the entrance as the doors are thrown open and the army piles inside. The Warcries are at full volume.
Customer: Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that, the bill will probably fail because games are protected as free speech.
Scene: still inside the store. The army, barely a foot away from clerk and customer suddenly stop, the warcries suddenly cease as everyone lets out a disappointed groan. The army slowly turns around and files back out of the store. Cut to a view outside the store, looking across the parking lot to the store front, more of the army is out here trudging away in all directions. “1st Amendment” is displayed on the screen as one of the lawyers looks at the camera with a thoroughly annoyed expression on their face.
Lawyer: What’s in YOUR Constitution?
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