George Bush: The (mis)Adventure Game

Jan 25, 2006 05:31



Sadly, GP must own up to being old enough to have fond recollections of text-adventure games distributed on 5.25" floppies.

So we got a definite larf when we found - by way of Kotaku - defective yeti's Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure. The hero, of course, is one George W. Here's a sample:

Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.

What do you want to do now?

> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.

> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.

> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.

> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.

> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.

george w. bush, republicans, defective yeti, iraq war, parody

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