Sadly, GP must own up to being old enough to have fond recollections of
text-adventure games distributed on 5.25" floppies.
So we got a definite larf when we found - by way of Kotaku - defective yeti's
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure. The hero, of course, is one George W. Here's a sample:
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.
> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.
> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.