...Gently caress me. Can't believe I'm really giving a report on this shit.
Winchester Jr. pretty much said it all about the stuff that's been showing up on the bulletin board. I'll throw in my two cents for those of you who've never known the glory that is the internet. Spent most of my time hacking PINs but...whatever.
Heard that Slender Man also has tentacles that come from his back that he walks around on. And he likes to peek through windows. And he really wants his twenty dollars. Always thought he looked like that guy from The Scream painting. Or a Turk, come to think of it. But yeah, he likes kids the most, so Little Chick and Ciel, stay close to your guardian types.
Christ, I feel like I should be sitting around a campfire. But then I'd probably get rambit humped.
Anyone have anything else to add before I go wash the chalk off my bar?
I need an age rundown.