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[gamepatch]

[There's a soft snort as he focuses on his communicator. Different voices, different languages, a few that he's actually fluent in. And then there's the occasional video, complete with scenery that's decidedly not -here-. ...That better not be a Gamestop in the background.]

This is the kind of shit you need popcorn for. Anyone got some?

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[cutestnightmare]

Nope~. Only lollipops.

[gamepatch]

The kind with gum in it? Could use some of that.

[cutestnightmare]

Mm, I think I have a few of those.

[gamepatch]

So let's talk trade. You're a little young for beer. What if I let you shoot a gun?

[cutestnightmare]

A gun?

[gamepatch]

Boomstick. Ever shoot one?

[cutestnightmare]

Nope! Why would I want to?

[gamepatch]

Because it's fun. Especially if you're shooting it at someone you don't like.

[cutestnightmare]

But killing people is wrong~. [snickering]

Games are fun too!

[gamepatch]

Ones I shoot at barely qualify.

Can't argue with that.

[cutestnightmare]

Why~?

Then play a game with me in trade for the lollipops.

[gamepatch]

Lots of reasons. They suck, for one.

You like Donkey Kong?

[cutestnightmare]

I guess that's a good enough reason...

What's that?

[gamepatch]

Just the granddaddy of all that I hold dear. What to check it out?

[cutestnightmare]

Okay, sure!