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[gamepatch]

A couple of things just occurred to me. One, I seem to have a knack for pissing off people. The ones that are probably better left as un-pissed as possible.

And more importantly...I'm hungry. Hey Mello, we got any of that megalob meat? Thinking about making a sandwich. Hold the carrots.

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[soldier_puppy]

Can't you just try not to piss them off?

And hey, if you're hungry, Aaron's a great cook! Stop by and see him.

[gamepatch]

Sounds like it'd be a piece of cake, doesn't it?

Cake might be good.

Who's Aaron?

[timid_werewolf]

That would be me. I'm Aaron, the main cook...person around here.

[gamepatch]

Let's be friends.

[coy_smile]

Pissing people off? You seem pretty likable to me.

[gamepatch]

You haven't asked me to be a lab rat or kill Mello. So...thanks.

[coy_smile]

Can't say those things would ever come up on my to-do list. So, no thanks necessary. Your friend may not like me, but I'd prefer to keep him around. He's a little more realistic than some. And I never was much into science experiments.

[gamepatch]

Plus you call me handsome.

[Voice]

[exalted_nabooru]

Most of you men are good at that, kid. Don't worry too much.

[Voice]

[gamepatch]

But what would you do without us?

[Voice]

[exalted_nabooru]

Definitely have a lot less to laugh at, for one.

[Voice]

[gamepatch]

Oh, I bet you could still find something.

[mellogun]

Sandwich? With what? I don't think I've seen bread in months unless Aaron has figured out how to make some.

You wanting to hunt some lobstrosities?

[gamepatch]

Hey I can live with zombies and haunted schools, but no sandwiches? This place is killing me.

I need meat, man.

[mellogun]

Wait until you find out there's no fastfood either.

There's always the mutated deer things if you're fast enough. We had the Disney doe-eyed Bambis for awhile, but they tried to eat your head if you got too close.

[gamepatch]

I figured as much. I'm already going into Big Mac withdrawal.

Only if I didn't eat theirs first.