Voice

[gamepatch]

(There's the sound of music in the background. Not an ocarina, not a flute, not a lyre. It's Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust.")Don't have to get naked to have some fun in Sunde -- not that it hurts. Anyone like video games? Donkey Kong man, it's a classic. Came out when I was still just a gleam in some guy's eye

Comments

[onhiswaydown]

Yeah, but will he quote the rates of other leading companies for me?

[gamepatch]

Probably not. You know they make it harder on us smokers, even car insurance.

[onhiswaydown]

Easy to get around that when you have someone else drive for you.

[gamepatch]

Damn, I should've thought of that. Maybe I would've actually bought car insurance.

[onhiswaydown]

Overrated. It generally doesn't cover Hellmouths opening up under the vehicle. I checked.

[gamepatch]

Bet the deductable on a hundred bullet holes is through the roof.

[onhiswaydown]

After ten they just get ridiculous.

[trialbyfiregods]

We only cover accidental collision and deluded angels landing on the vehicle or driver. We also offer comprehensive gun-jamming insurance, holy model types excluded. All offers not valid in all areas, your mileage. All taxes, terms, and licenses apply.

[onhiswaydown]

Really? Do I get a discount if I keep my grades up?

[trialbyfiregods]

No. I keep you from dying.

[onhiswaydown]

How big a magnifying glass do I need for the fine print?

[trialbyfiregods]

I don't need fine print, ant. I'm a god. If I don't like the rules, I change them to suit my wants. You're one of Ihy's little champions of good. He wouldn't want you sick and dying.

[onhiswaydown]

Already got an offer for that. He had a better sales pitch, and I still wasn't interested.

[trialbyfiregods]

I didn't ask if you were interested. You think you would still be alive if Ihy weren't helping you?

[onhiswaydown]

Might be. Don't know. Leslie said six months.

[trialbyfiregods]

You're no fun if you're dead.