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[gamepatch]

Let us never speak of that again.

There's a new woman here, right? For a second I thought I was talking to Mello's stripper. ...Sorry about the 'shoe' remark.

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[sort_operative]

Shoe... oh, that. No need to apologize.

Wait, stripper? Uh, kid, that's the furthest thing from what I am.

[gamepatch]

Just so you know. I could do better than that.

Yeah. You just kinda remind me of... Hey, if Mello does offer you a pair of goggles and a striped shirt, do me a favor and turn it down.

[sort_operative]

Do better? Oh, you mean pickup lines, I guess? It's fine, I'm not one for kids or shoddy one-liners/one-night stands.

Hm... but stripes are so slimming.

[gamepatch]

Do us both a favor. Don't call me 'kid.'

Not horizontal ones.

[sort_operative]

And why not? You're probably quite a bit younger than I am.

That's fine, I prefer solid muted tones, anyways. And goggles just mess up the hair. Not that I spend time with it anyways.

[gamepatch]

You want me to call you 'lady who's quite a bit older than I am?' That's a mouthful.

It's a no fuss haircut.

[sort_operative]

No, you can call me Regina. So, what's your name?

That's true. No fuss, no muss, just toss and go.

[gamepatch]

You can call me Matt.

So is yours natural, or is that one of those things you don't ask a woman? Like her age and weight and...history.

[sort_operative]

Matt, huh? Got it.

Natural last I checked. And, for the record, I'm not the sort that gets uppity about things like that. If you want to know, I'll tell you, as long as it's something I'm allowed to say.

If I give up something, though, I expect the same in return. An eye for an eye, right?

[gamepatch]

It helps not to be too uppity around this place.

Right. Mine's natural too.

[sort_operative]

You know, I can't agree more, and I've only been stuck here for a day.

I'll take your word for it.

[gamepatch]

Believe it or not, you get used to it. Shit starts to seem normal to you.

I'd offer to prove it, but the gods are done messing around and I'm trying to make someone believe that I wax.

[sort_operative]

Believe it or not, I've seen some pretty crazy stuff before coming here. So far there's been no eye bulging on my end.

.....Uh, don't need proof. And didn't need to know that. Thanks a bunch.

Now I need something less wrong to think about.