Aug 25, 2010 02:37
Dear Robert to express the joy of your birthday I wrote this Irish drinking song, done in the style from 'who's line is it anyways'
There was a lad named Robert
Who did a lot of stuff,
"I did triathlons!"
*"And now he acts so tough."
He's just so bright
and unusually sane
"Others are stupid!"
*"Hey what is the rain?"
So then he went to a bank
posed' to them his crux
"A mansion I will build!"
*"Here's twenty bucks"
Now with the money
He started to work
"I need a roommate!"
*"How about this jerk?"
A pair they did make
until the very end
"He's such a great chum!"
*"Brothers it transcends"
Then along came others
who's names I forget
"That's not the only thing!"
*"I'm weeks late on rent"
The story doesn't end here
They always shall smirk
"How much the locks?"
*"Why won't my key work?"
AND THEY SHALL ALWAYS SMIRRRRRK!"
-Alex-