Bad!fic Entry, or "How I saved the world through fantastic sex with Peter Petrelli"

[game_byrd]

Title: How I saved the world through fantastic sex with Peter Petrelli
Characters: Marilyn S. Barker (that’s almost like my real name - scary), Peter Petrelli (my OTP BFF!), and anyone else we wanted to be with
Genre: het
Author: Game_byrd the Early Byrd
Word count: 591 before I added the title block
Rating: R?

Comments

[amles80]

*LOL* Awesome!

Okay, so now that you have set the standards here, I've got to start thinking about this challenge... ;)

[game_byrd]

::snort:: Didn't set them all that high, but if you don't enter, you can't win!

[amles80]

Haha, sure (but I thought this was very funny!)... and anyway we'll all get a banner for entering. ;)

[jackvelvet]

You MUST* enter. There has to be an OC floating around that wants to be adopted by Angela. Or wants to marry her. :D

(*And by "must," I mean "pretty please?")

[gpgurl50]

LOL! Well done... or awfully done but in a good way. Haha.

[game_byrd]

Thanks!

In the spirit of bad!fic, here's a bad!review

[jackvelvet]

There is so much wrong with this I can't even begin!!! First, how do u now their names before you met them?!?!?!How did u 2 fall in love?!?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE BEST PARTS!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, good job on saving everyone's life, ROFLMAO, don't u get it? I hated those characters and I wish u didn't mess with them!!

-No love, Jackie Velvietta

NO, seriously, all kidding aside (I've decided to start reviewing these as a bad!reviewer), this was epically bad. A contender in the challenge for sure! Your character is DEFINITELY a Mary Sue. Giving people powers? Oh my goodness.

Re: In the spirit of bad!fic, here's a bad!review

[amles80]

Haha, a bad!review, what a great idea! Of course you must tell all of us how terribly bad we are, I can't wait to read your review of the fic I haven't written yet! ;)

Re: In the spirit of bad!fic, here's a bad!review

[jackvelvet]

:D Most of the bad (read: non-critical but highly opinionated) reviews people receive seem to be written by the same sort of writers...hehe.

Re: In the spirit of bad!fic, here's a bad!review

[game_byrd]

Whut!? No flames! I'm gonna unfriend you right this second! You're not even worth replaying to!

but did you not read the sotry? Because I SAID there was a backstory about how they had a mental link and were soulmates and all that! Did you not read that part?!?

All you want to do is make work for writers! YOu are ungrateful! I spent SOOO much time working on this! If you want to know all that how they fall in lov and that, YOU write it! I will read it and falme you!

XXX

Love the bad!review.

[dancingdragon3]

Dear God. That was like stream of consciousness gone mad! I am so confused... in other words, it was perfect! But I think Marilyn missed the boat with Angela. She's a hot mama!

[game_byrd]

Glad you liked it! I think it took me about ten minutes to write. Ha!

Thanks so much for the review.

[game_byrd]

Oh, and I agree that Angela is an attractive woman - her personality especially, but not bad on looks either.

[kidarania_nika]

I apologize for my tardiness. I read this fic literally minutes after you posted it, and I felt deeply ashamed because I really had no coherent comment for it.

Now, after heavy drinking and a turn at the shooting range, I do.

And Jason and Sylar now screw like mad and sometimes we have competitions to see which of us can get our man off first, but I always win.

Doesn't that mean Jason won? ;)

~Kei

[game_byrd]

Thanks for the comment!

I'm sure Jason is "winning" a lot if he ends up with the successful seduction of Sylar!