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my boyfriend is a genius. he knows an astonishing number of capitals. he knows the capitals of countries that i didn't even know existed. it's a fun party trick. we're always quizzing him. but tonight, i challenged him to a lightning round of all the capitals and he did very well, so i had to post it as proof of his amazing abilities. you need proof that he wasn't cheating? 1) some of them are wrong. 2) this was a lightning round, i expected him to answer me with seconds of my asking.
lifes electric: armenia?
Moleflute: Yerevan
lifes electric: azerbaijan?
Moleflute: yeah
Moleflute: no
lifes electric: hahaha
lifes electric: bahrain?
Moleflute: Thimbu
lifes electric: nope, manama
lifes electric: bangladesh?
Moleflute: dang it
lifes electric: sttarts with a d
Moleflute: danka
lifes electric: dhaka
lifes electric: bhutan?
Moleflute: Thimphu
lifes electric: brunei?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: ok
lifes electric: cambodia?
Moleflute: Phnom Phen
Moleflute: booyah
lifes electric: china?
Moleflute: beijing
lifes electric: cyprus?
Moleflute: noope
lifes electric: east timor?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: ok
lifes electric: georgia?
lifes electric: the country not the state
Moleflute: tbilisi
lifes electric: damnnn
lifes electric: india?
Moleflute: New Delhi
lifes electric: indonesia?
Moleflute: jakarta
lifes electric: iran?
Moleflute: tehran
lifes electric: iraq?
Moleflute: baghdad
lifes electric: israel?
Moleflute: wait
Moleflute: Israel or Palestine?
Moleflute: I'll say jerusalem, but it could be tel aviv
lifes electric: jerusalem is right
lifes electric: palestine isn't listed
lifes electric: so that's a bonus point for you
lifes electric: japan?
Moleflute: tokyo
lifes electric: jordan?
Moleflute: damascus
lifes electric: no, it's ammam
lifes electric: kazakstan?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: astana
lifes electric: north korea?
Moleflute: Pyonyang
lifes electric: south korea?
Moleflute: seoul
lifes electric: kuwait?
Moleflute: Kuwait
lifes electric: kyrgyzstan?
Moleflute: so...no
lifes electric: haha, okay
lifes electric: laos?
Moleflute: shoot
Moleflute: I can't remember
lifes electric: vientiane
Moleflute: I knew that
lifes electric: lebanon?
Moleflute: beirut
lifes electric: malaysia?
Moleflute: Kuala Lampur
lifes electric: maldives?
Moleflute: no way
lifes electric: male
Moleflute: I did know that
lifes electric: mongolia?
Moleflute: ulan bator
lifes electric: myanmar?
Moleflute: ?
lifes electric: yangon
lifes electric: nepal?
Moleflute: Kathmandhu
lifes electric: oman?
Moleflute: muscat
lifes electric: pakistan?
Moleflute: crap
Moleflute: ?
lifes electric: starts with an i
Moleflute: Islamabad
lifes electric: good boy
lifes electric: phillipines?
Moleflute: manila
lifes electric: qatar?
Moleflute: Abu Dhabi?
lifes electric: wrong country
Moleflute: That's United Arab Emirates
lifes electric: yes.
Moleflute: I don't know
lifes electric: qatar's capital starts with a d
Moleflute: doha
lifes electric: russia?
Moleflute: Moscow
lifes electric: saudi arabia
Moleflute: Riyadh
lifes electric: singapore?
Moleflute: Singapore
lifes electric: yes
lifes electric: sri lanka?
Moleflute: Colombo
lifes electric: syria?
Moleflute: DAMASCUS
lifes electric: YES
lifes electric: taiwan?
Moleflute: taipei
lifes electric: tajikistan?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: thailand?
Moleflute: BANG KOK
lifes electric: turkey?
Moleflute: ankara
lifes electric: yes
lifes electric: turkmenistan?
Moleflute: ummm...nope
Moleflute: not good with the stans
lifes electric: haha
lifes electric: united arab emirates you knew
Moleflute: i did
lifes electric: uzbekistan?
Moleflute: see, there you go again
lifes electric: vietnam?
Moleflute: Hanoi
lifes electric: yemen?
Moleflute: not sure
lifes electric: sanaa
lifes electric: that's all of asia, which continent next?
Moleflute: Europe
lifes electric: okay
lifes electric: albania?
Moleflute: You said this one already and I can't remember it
lifes electric: tirana
lifes electric: andorra?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: it's andorra la vella
lifes electric: austria?
Moleflute: Vienna
lifes electric: belarus?
Moleflute: I don't know
lifes electric: minsk
Moleflute: shit
lifes electric: belgium?
Moleflute: brussels
lifes electric: bosnia and herzegovina?
Moleflute: sarejevo
lifes electric: yes
lifes electric: bulgaria?
Moleflute: Sophia
lifes electric: sofia
lifes electric: croatia?
Moleflute: Zagreb
lifes electric: nice
lifes electric: czech republic?
Moleflute: Prague
lifes electric: denmark?
Moleflute: Copenhagen
lifes electric: estonia?
Moleflute: don't know
lifes electric: it's tallinn
lifes electric: finland?
Moleflute: Helsinki
lifes electric: france?
Moleflute: paris
lifes electric: germany?
Moleflute: Munich
lifes electric: NO
Moleflute: Berlin
lifes electric: muahah
lifes electric: greece?
Moleflute: Athens
lifes electric: hungary?
Moleflute: yes
Moleflute: ha
lifes electric: yuck yuck yuck
Moleflute: budapest
lifes electric: iceland?
Moleflute: reyjkavik
lifes electric: i think i love you.
lifes electric: ireland?
Moleflute: dublin?
lifes electric: yes
lifes electric: italy?
Moleflute: rome
lifes electric: latvia?
Moleflute: crap
lifes electric: riga
lifes electric: liechtenstein?
Moleflute: don't know
lifes electric: vaduz
lifes electric: lithuania?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: luxembourg?
Moleflute: same thing
lifes electric: macedonia?
Moleflute: don't know
lifes electric: skopje
lifes electric: malta?
Moleflute: nope
Moleflute: I'm stupid
lifes electric: valleta
lifes electric: i think you've proven yourself non-stupid tonight, dear
lifes electric: moldova?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: monaco?
Moleflute: that's just monaco
lifes electric: yes
lifes electric: netherlands?
Moleflute: amsterdam
lifes electric: norway?
Moleflute: oslo
lifes electric: poland?
Moleflute: warsaw
lifes electric: yes!
lifes electric: portugal?
Moleflute: lisbon
lifes electric: romania?
Moleflute: bucharest
lifes electric: san marino?
Moleflute: I don't know, but it has the union jack on it's flag
lifes electric: san marino is san marino
Moleflute: right
lifes electric: slovakia?
Moleflute: nope
lifes electric: it's bratislava
Moleflute: I don't know slovenia, so don't ask
lifes electric: okay
lifes electric: you knew it was next though...that's good
Moleflute: score
lifes electric: spain?
Moleflute: madrid
lifes electric: sweden?
Moleflute: stockholm
lifes electric: switzerland?
Moleflute: bern
lifes electric: ukraine?
Moleflute: kiev
lifes electric: i so wanted to hump you the first time you said that, the day i realized you were a capital whiz
Moleflute: kiev
Moleflute: kiev
Moleflute: kiev
Moleflute: kiev
lifes electric: united kingdom?
Moleflute: London?
lifes electric: vatican city?
Moleflute: Vatican city
lifes electric: yugoslavia?
Moleflute: belgrade
there you have it! asia and europe. isn't that amazing?!