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erudite friend: the sepia tones on this make me want to vomit
gamby: who is that white man with the funny name running for office?
erudite friend: Is that his housekeeper or his cook sitting next to him?
gamby: wait that isn't condi? ohhhh he's a DEMOCRAT, those kids must be from war-torn darfur then?
erudite friend: That woman was once a beggar in Zimbabwe and that white man saw that she could still be civilized with a little HOPE. The children were rented.