I logged on today and saw the headline "Ex-'SNL' Comedian's Death Ruled a Suicide". I immediately though, oh no, not poor
Garrett Morris because I vaguely remember him being in and out of the hospital in recent years and back in the 70s he had a serious coke habit and there was that incident where he ran around the set screaming for people to get the "invisible robot" off of him. I thought, no, Morris was pretty talented, why couldn't have it be someone talentless like
Charles Rocket? So I clicked on the link. It was Charles Rocket.
I'm a bad, bad person.