State of the Onion
"Our enemies send other people's children on missions of suicide and murder. They embrace tyranny and death as a cause and a creed."
Synopsis: "Thank you very much. Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, distinguished guests, fellow citi... you know what, I just can't do this. This speech is shit. I'm gonna level with y'all: we're boned. Iraq is boned, the middle class is boned, old people are boned - man, everything is boned. I never shoulda got'n inna politics in the first place. Shoulda stayed on the ranch with the dog and the wife and the tumbleweed... I'm sorry guys, we're all boned. I... I bought y'all pizza to try and make up for it. 'Ts waitin' in the lobby, if anyone wants some...
...God, we are so fucked."
[Headlines next day: "PRESIDENT USES 'F' WORD!"]
Synopsis: "Thank you very much. Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, distinguished guests, fellow citi... you know what, I just can't do this. This speech is shit. I'm gonna level with y'all: we're boned. Iraq is boned, the middle class is boned, old people are boned - man, everything is boned. I never shoulda got'n inna politics in the first place. Shoulda stayed on the ranch with the dog and the wife and the tumbleweed... I'm sorry guys, we're all boned. I... I bought y'all pizza to try and make up for it. 'Ts waitin' in the lobby, if anyone wants some...
...God, we are so fucked."
[Headlines next day: "PRESIDENT USES 'F' WORD!"]