Jacketoholic Anonymous
Hello,
My name's Gaëlle,
And I am jacketoholic...
All of this started in childhood, doesn't it always begin in childhood anyway?
Ok adolescence... when one day I ordered a gorgeous brown corduroy jacket with a matching skirt... After months and months of delay, finally, the jacket was said to be out of stock. And since then I had a mental block over jackets.
But one day, well one day, there were the sales, and and and and !!! I bought a jacket... And since then I can't stop buying jackets, it's a drug :((((((( Well that was only last year and I have bought 4 jackets, but how many did I turn down with a knot in the stomach? Dozens maybe... Any colour, any shape...
Today, I entered a shop and there was this jacket and I wanted it. But suddenly I saw that other jacket and I wanted it too !!! It took me a while to decide which one I wanted, maybe 30 minutes but suddenly, although I had done my choice I realised that the elected one came in two colours and I wanted both. And after some long long minutes, I decided on the blackish green one, but I already started regretting it. I might buy the other one soon or the other jacket which was coming in two colours too :-/ I am ashamed to say I contemplated for some time buying 3 jackets... Well in fact I am not even ashamed of myself. This one was on sales anyway !!! :-P
I need a jacket fix lol.
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I was in the supermarket buying my food, and I wasn't at my local, I decided to be posh and go to another one. And I was there standing in the alley, pondering over two tins of Sardines and Maquerel (did you get the main theme of this post? choice, not able to choose? story of my life) and I hear a voice (that made my blood freeze) calling my name........ *nooooooooooooooooooooo, falling into an endless pit* EMILIO. TSCHING TSCHING TSHING TSCHING *Psycho Music Theme, you know the shower scene?*
WHY? PERCHE? POURQUOI? PORCHE? WARUM?????? WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I go to this fucking supermarket at that time? I am in my I-am-so-cool-and-laid-back-it-hurts-and-no-one-can-recognise-me outfit !! Can't you see that???
me: oh hello... (rolling my eyes)
him: oh you're buying food
me: yeah for the week...
him: oh i am buying food for tomorrow cos they (the landlords) go to a funeral
me: ah
I realise I have one thing to buy before heading to the cashier.... TOILET PAPER :-D
I move that way, he does too, bloody hell, leave me alone to choose my toilet paper for god's sake. He goes, ok see you on monday, me thinks: HAAAAAAALLELUIA !! HAAAAAAAAAALLELUIA ! (maybe he got my bad vibes lol)
Get my toilet paper, and heads for the cashier, I am waiting there and I am having a look at the ads, I turn my head and MEH catch sight of him at a cashier behind.
At that point I am thinking, he must be following me, I can't believe it !!! He's spoilt my weekend !might be my karma, you know, all the nasty things I have said. I should start being nice....
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :-P
My name's Gaëlle,
And I am jacketoholic...
All of this started in childhood, doesn't it always begin in childhood anyway?
Ok adolescence... when one day I ordered a gorgeous brown corduroy jacket with a matching skirt... After months and months of delay, finally, the jacket was said to be out of stock. And since then I had a mental block over jackets.
But one day, well one day, there were the sales, and and and and !!! I bought a jacket... And since then I can't stop buying jackets, it's a drug :((((((( Well that was only last year and I have bought 4 jackets, but how many did I turn down with a knot in the stomach? Dozens maybe... Any colour, any shape...
Today, I entered a shop and there was this jacket and I wanted it. But suddenly I saw that other jacket and I wanted it too !!! It took me a while to decide which one I wanted, maybe 30 minutes but suddenly, although I had done my choice I realised that the elected one came in two colours and I wanted both. And after some long long minutes, I decided on the blackish green one, but I already started regretting it. I might buy the other one soon or the other jacket which was coming in two colours too :-/ I am ashamed to say I contemplated for some time buying 3 jackets... Well in fact I am not even ashamed of myself. This one was on sales anyway !!! :-P
I need a jacket fix lol.
***************
I was in the supermarket buying my food, and I wasn't at my local, I decided to be posh and go to another one. And I was there standing in the alley, pondering over two tins of Sardines and Maquerel (did you get the main theme of this post? choice, not able to choose? story of my life) and I hear a voice (that made my blood freeze) calling my name........ *nooooooooooooooooooooo, falling into an endless pit* EMILIO. TSCHING TSCHING TSHING TSCHING *Psycho Music Theme, you know the shower scene?*
WHY? PERCHE? POURQUOI? PORCHE? WARUM?????? WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I go to this fucking supermarket at that time? I am in my I-am-so-cool-and-laid-back-it-hurts-and-no-one-can-recognise-me outfit !! Can't you see that???
me: oh hello... (rolling my eyes)
him: oh you're buying food
me: yeah for the week...
him: oh i am buying food for tomorrow cos they (the landlords) go to a funeral
me: ah
I realise I have one thing to buy before heading to the cashier.... TOILET PAPER :-D
I move that way, he does too, bloody hell, leave me alone to choose my toilet paper for god's sake. He goes, ok see you on monday, me thinks: HAAAAAAALLELUIA !! HAAAAAAAAAALLELUIA ! (maybe he got my bad vibes lol)
Get my toilet paper, and heads for the cashier, I am waiting there and I am having a look at the ads, I turn my head and MEH catch sight of him at a cashier behind.
At that point I am thinking, he must be following me, I can't believe it !!! He's spoilt my weekend !might be my karma, you know, all the nasty things I have said. I should start being nice....
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :-P