Oh hey, kids! Freedom fries and
freedom rights for all!
TEAM AMERICA,
F**K YA!
If you want to get published, there are better ways than with TP. The internet is a nice leveling field and inexpensive to boot. Heck, there are even
sites that will setup your comic FOR YOU, so you don't even really have to learn html or coding or design past characters and page layouts. And I'm sure it's pretty damn easy to google a packaged layout if you do want to dabble. Or build your own.
Wow. But I can't say that I'm surprised.