I need another two cylinders
Dear white Lincoln Town Car,
I know that you can't corner very well, or understand that your foot doesn't actually have to be on either the brake or gas pedal while driving. That's why, while you gassed it forward from the stop line in your heavy american V8, you had to brake all the way through a curving on-ramp while I caught up behind you by meerly coasting. Maybe you hadn't had your coffee, or maybe you just suck at driving, because I didn't appreciate your brake tapping or swerving over two lanes to block my route to assauge your drivers' ego. Really. Grow up or get off the road.
luv,
Car that can handle turns and knows that gassing isn't the be-all-and-end-all of driving.
I know that you can't corner very well, or understand that your foot doesn't actually have to be on either the brake or gas pedal while driving. That's why, while you gassed it forward from the stop line in your heavy american V8, you had to brake all the way through a curving on-ramp while I caught up behind you by meerly coasting. Maybe you hadn't had your coffee, or maybe you just suck at driving, because I didn't appreciate your brake tapping or swerving over two lanes to block my route to assauge your drivers' ego. Really. Grow up or get off the road.
luv,
Car that can handle turns and knows that gassing isn't the be-all-and-end-all of driving.