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Let's all see if B'ham finally gets blown away, eh? ::grabs hold of UAB help box:: Heh. After that scary rape thing over Christmas, Chrissy goes NOWHERE without her mace. That's right, try to mess with me! (or. please, don't. ::whimper::)
Anyway, MA180 shouldn't be that hard. It's math statistics. Pretty much your basic math crap. But, oh no, I have to get the TEACHER THAT'S TENURED FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON!!!! This guy is seriously pushing 80, is tall, skinny, with BRIGHT red hair, and sunken in cheeks, a hook nose, and a New Yawk accent. He also tells stories for all you "paranoids." LIke, the probability, that, if you sat still in a room, with no ciruclation, how long would it take for all of the oxygen to be pushed away from your head by your breath and you dying? It's small, but apparently, there is a chance, so remember kids, crack a window! and we have to use excel. But not the Microsoft excel, no, that wasn't good enough for the makers of the book, too "flawed" ::growl:: ...that's a whole 'nother rant.
Nutrition progresses. I'm eating more apples now. Yeah. That's weird to think about, because, you know, that Paltrow woman ruined it entirely. She's a crafy old bird, I'll give her that. Now, everytime I say, "Yeah, I love eating apples!" Someone has to pipe up "STOP eating babies! That's horrible!" And then I glare and think "that's so not funny!" It's a vicious cycle that needs to be stopped. Educate the masses. Together, we can make a difference.
Speaking of which, I'm going to study for the annouced pop quiz we're having today (I feel so high school! Just for kicks, I'm going to wear REALLY heavy, dark black eyeliner, straighten my hair so that it doesn't move when I turn my head, wear super tight jeans, with huge clunky black shoes, and travel in packs to the bathroom with other, likeminded individuals.)
Hope everyone is having a good second week (well, at least, better than mine).
Anyway, MA180 shouldn't be that hard. It's math statistics. Pretty much your basic math crap. But, oh no, I have to get the TEACHER THAT'S TENURED FOR NO DISCERNABLE REASON!!!! This guy is seriously pushing 80, is tall, skinny, with BRIGHT red hair, and sunken in cheeks, a hook nose, and a New Yawk accent. He also tells stories for all you "paranoids." LIke, the probability, that, if you sat still in a room, with no ciruclation, how long would it take for all of the oxygen to be pushed away from your head by your breath and you dying? It's small, but apparently, there is a chance, so remember kids, crack a window! and we have to use excel. But not the Microsoft excel, no, that wasn't good enough for the makers of the book, too "flawed" ::growl:: ...that's a whole 'nother rant.
Nutrition progresses. I'm eating more apples now. Yeah. That's weird to think about, because, you know, that Paltrow woman ruined it entirely. She's a crafy old bird, I'll give her that. Now, everytime I say, "Yeah, I love eating apples!" Someone has to pipe up "STOP eating babies! That's horrible!" And then I glare and think "that's so not funny!" It's a vicious cycle that needs to be stopped. Educate the masses. Together, we can make a difference.
Speaking of which, I'm going to study for the annouced pop quiz we're having today (I feel so high school! Just for kicks, I'm going to wear REALLY heavy, dark black eyeliner, straighten my hair so that it doesn't move when I turn my head, wear super tight jeans, with huge clunky black shoes, and travel in packs to the bathroom with other, likeminded individuals.)
Hope everyone is having a good second week (well, at least, better than mine).