Butt-holer.

[gallianoparfait]

I am getting a bit weary from doctors sticking their lubricated fingers up my butt-hole and amiably fondling my feeble and shy genitalia (gen-Italia?) and telling me to cough. I've been going through my annual physical this week and a prostate exam too and am scheduled for another colonoscopy next month and carotid artery investigation, all this

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[ugotogal]

*sigh*

I have an upcoming consult for a hemorrhoidectomy. :( My second one.

Everyone step away from the butts, please.

re: Everyone step away from the butts, please.

[gallianoparfait]

Agreed. No ifs, ands, or butts!