My favorite sign
My favorite sign posted in a public building used to be on a wall in a laundromat that no longer is around. What's funny is that the sign could just as easily have been posted in a whorehouse:
CUSTOMERS WITH LARGE LOADS,PLEASE COME EARLY.MUST BE OUT BY 9 P.M.
CUSTOMERS WITH LARGE LOADS,PLEASE COME EARLY.MUST BE OUT BY 9 P.M.