Tabloid Valkyrie ideas:
I really need to put together a complete list of all the paranormals the Beacon has under protection/containment. I've got plenty of cryptids, what I really need are more artifacts.
(Still trying to decide which Pinochio is).
So far, we've got the age-reversing pacifier, the X-ray specs that let you read any language, the lost library of Alexandria, the nose of the sphinx (still trying to decide what it does; just being a really old lost relic does NOT make it an artifact), and the copper teapot that brews by itself and does something really bad if it isn't all drank.
Suggestions? Suggestions NOT blatantly ripped off from the SCP Foundation or Warehouse 13?
(Still trying to decide which Pinochio is).
So far, we've got the age-reversing pacifier, the X-ray specs that let you read any language, the lost library of Alexandria, the nose of the sphinx (still trying to decide what it does; just being a really old lost relic does NOT make it an artifact), and the copper teapot that brews by itself and does something really bad if it isn't all drank.
Suggestions? Suggestions NOT blatantly ripped off from the SCP Foundation or Warehouse 13?