Do Monkeys Play Cards?
It's my theory that the Yu-Gi-Oh show was written for - and possibly BY - Mojo Jojo of Powerpuff Girls fame.
Why?
Simple. Just replace ANY villain who has EVER faced Yugi and put Mojo instead - the dialogue of the whole duel will still be entirely in character for Mojo.
"Yes! Mooooooojo Jojo will now play Vors Raider! Vors Raider has 2000 attack points! You will lose 2000 life points every time I attack you! When you reach zero life points you will lose! And I will win! And you will be defeated! And I will have your precious puzzle!"
(ad infinitum)
Come on, admit it - you know I'm right.
Why?
Simple. Just replace ANY villain who has EVER faced Yugi and put Mojo instead - the dialogue of the whole duel will still be entirely in character for Mojo.
"Yes! Mooooooojo Jojo will now play Vors Raider! Vors Raider has 2000 attack points! You will lose 2000 life points every time I attack you! When you reach zero life points you will lose! And I will win! And you will be defeated! And I will have your precious puzzle!"
(ad infinitum)
Come on, admit it - you know I'm right.