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The following story is 100% word-for-word and spoken in all seriousness:
First thing you must know is that my step-mother and brother have been in NY all week and my father has been home alone.
The doorbell rings (we knew it was the delivery man)
Anyway so he's this dorky 20-something guy and my dad doesnt recognize him at all until i hear the guy say to my dad "so did you buy that Rod Stewart album"
Dad: "huh?"
DM: "The 'Never A Dull Moment' Album i told you to get"
I cannot say accurately what happened after that because i had to leave the room where i proceeded to fall on the floor luaghing.
About 20 minutes later we were eating dinner (and music was playing):
Dad: "she's going on her farewell tour"
Me: "who?"
Dad: "gloria. it really hurt me."
Yeah we were listening to Gloria estefan.
First thing you must know is that my step-mother and brother have been in NY all week and my father has been home alone.
The doorbell rings (we knew it was the delivery man)
Anyway so he's this dorky 20-something guy and my dad doesnt recognize him at all until i hear the guy say to my dad "so did you buy that Rod Stewart album"
Dad: "huh?"
DM: "The 'Never A Dull Moment' Album i told you to get"
I cannot say accurately what happened after that because i had to leave the room where i proceeded to fall on the floor luaghing.
About 20 minutes later we were eating dinner (and music was playing):
Dad: "she's going on her farewell tour"
Me: "who?"
Dad: "gloria. it really hurt me."
Yeah we were listening to Gloria estefan.