What Would You Do If -I cried: Ask why. -I asked you to help: I would probably do it after you annnoyed me to for a little while. -I died from natural causes: Be really really upset. And cry. Seriously. -I said I liked you: Hahaha laugh. Because it wouldn't happen. -I kissed you: Run away. I'm taken. -I started smoking: I would be really suprised. Joey never touches those things. -I stole something: Tell you you're an idiot. -I was hospitalized: Visit you. -I ran away from home: Offer for you to stay in my closet until you annoyed me too much. Then I would throw you out into the cold. -I got in a fight and you were there: Usually its you and I that get into fist fights. You win. -I got dumped: Probably say the usual... dumping happens to everyone. -I pissed you off: Kick your ass. Or call you a faggot. You hate that.
What Do You Think About My -Personality: Crazy and hyper, but usually nice. -Eyes: Blue. -Face: A lot better than last year. Seriously, Joe, you're a hawtie. -Hair: I liked it with the pac-man shaved into it. -Clothes: Dragons. -Voice: LOUD. -Humor: Really funny in your own way. -Choice of music: ... errr... video game music? -Mannerisms: Does this mean the way you act? I don't know! -Family: Your mom's nice. But your parents ground you way too much.
Would You...? -Be my friend: Yeah, but we haven't hung out in a long time. -Tell me the truth no matter what: Probably not, I'm a dirty rotten liar. -Lie to make me feel better: Again, I'm a liar. -Spread rumors about me: neeevvaaa -Keep a secret if I told you one: Probably. -Loan me some cash: Yeah, I guess... that is if I HAD cash. -Hold my hand: Only when we're crossing the street. -Take a bullet for me: You shouldn't be near a bullet in the first place. -Keep in touch: Um... considering we haven't... I guess not. Unfortunately. -Try and solve my problems: You can solve them yourself. -Love me: What KIND of love, buddy? -Ditch me: Only if you were being an asshole. -Use me: Nah. -Date me: Nope. -Kiss me: Negative. -Do the horizontal rumba with me: What the fuck is that? If its a dance, yes, if it's a sexual undertone, no.
-I cried: Ask why.
-I asked you to help: I would probably do it after you annnoyed me to for a little while.
-I died from natural causes: Be really really upset. And cry. Seriously.
-I said I liked you: Hahaha laugh. Because it wouldn't happen.
-I kissed you: Run away. I'm taken.
-I started smoking: I would be really suprised. Joey never touches those things.
-I stole something: Tell you you're an idiot.
-I was hospitalized: Visit you.
-I ran away from home: Offer for you to stay in my closet until you annoyed me too much. Then I would throw you out into the cold.
-I got in a fight and you were there: Usually its you and I that get into fist fights. You win.
-I got dumped: Probably say the usual... dumping happens to everyone.
-I pissed you off: Kick your ass. Or call you a faggot. You hate that.
What Do You Think About My
-Personality: Crazy and hyper, but usually nice.
-Eyes: Blue.
-Face: A lot better than last year. Seriously, Joe, you're a hawtie.
-Hair: I liked it with the pac-man shaved into it.
-Clothes: Dragons.
-Voice: LOUD.
-Humor: Really funny in your own way.
-Choice of music: ... errr... video game music?
-Mannerisms: Does this mean the way you act? I don't know!
-Family: Your mom's nice. But your parents ground you way too much.
Would You...?
-Be my friend: Yeah, but we haven't hung out in a long time.
-Tell me the truth no matter what: Probably not, I'm a dirty rotten liar.
-Lie to make me feel better: Again, I'm a liar.
-Spread rumors about me: neeevvaaa
-Keep a secret if I told you one: Probably.
-Loan me some cash: Yeah, I guess... that is if I HAD cash.
-Hold my hand: Only when we're crossing the street.
-Take a bullet for me: You shouldn't be near a bullet in the first place.
-Keep in touch: Um... considering we haven't... I guess not. Unfortunately.
-Try and solve my problems: You can solve them yourself.
-Love me: What KIND of love, buddy?
-Ditch me: Only if you were being an asshole.
-Use me: Nah.
-Date me: Nope.
-Kiss me: Negative.
-Do the horizontal rumba with me: What the fuck is that? If its a dance, yes, if it's a sexual undertone, no.
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