[censored due to Harry Potter spoiler]

[galicola]

Thanks to filkertom for this one.


This is a link to an alternative Potter contest, in which people were asked to describe Dumbledore's death in different literary styles.
First place: The Poppynge of the Clogges

Also funny:
Hermione's diary

Lovecraft's style

And this 17th century Echo poem

My apologies to whoever read it before censoring.