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Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
I feel a bit strange because we’ve just moved to Idaho and there’s a weird smell in the house.
I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it’s ok, but if I don’t pass this I’ll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I’ve been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.
Oh fuck these are all prewritten comments i am doomed or bored.
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.
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I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
I feel a bit strange because we’ve just moved to Idaho and there’s a weird smell in the house.
I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it’s ok, but if I don’t pass this I’ll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I’ve been in prison.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.
Oh fuck these are all prewritten comments i am doomed or bored.
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.
Created with the Gregor’s Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™. Update your journal today!
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