I've got mortgages on homes and stiffness in my bones
It's amazing how difficult it is to write clear, concise, simple instructions for something that is, to me at least, the easiest thing in the world to do.
But there again, I am not taking into account the fact that most people don't have the sort of experience that I do, and a lot of people have difficulty trying to follow what I am saying if I just explain it as it comes through my brain. Which means I am going to have to give a demonstration, and have someone say:
"What does that do?"
"Where does that go?"
"How did you do that?"
Just so I can pause and start giving answers until I get something that makes sense. Then I have to write it down.
Sometimes I hate the way my brain works.
I like cookies.
Anyway, where was I? Oh,right. Because once I write a book detailing how to rebuild the POS computers at the liquor store, I can leave. For good.
Huzzah!
But there again, I am not taking into account the fact that most people don't have the sort of experience that I do, and a lot of people have difficulty trying to follow what I am saying if I just explain it as it comes through my brain. Which means I am going to have to give a demonstration, and have someone say:
"What does that do?"
"Where does that go?"
"How did you do that?"
Just so I can pause and start giving answers until I get something that makes sense. Then I have to write it down.
Sometimes I hate the way my brain works.
I like cookies.
Anyway, where was I? Oh,right. Because once I write a book detailing how to rebuild the POS computers at the liquor store, I can leave. For good.
Huzzah!