If you didn't know otherwise, you'd probably be surprised to find out that the Library is one of Dorothy's favorite places in the TARDIS, but it's true. When she's with the younger version of the Doctor, on the TARDIS that's wooden and gothic, she can often be found there, stretched out on a leather couch, surrounded by flickering candles and a
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Whatever silence might've been in the library is certainly gone now, replaced by the Doctor's panicked voice.
The lights in the TARDIS are dimming, it's getting far too warm, and did the Doctor mention how much he really, truly does not like Sundays?? Because he doesn't, at all.
The Doctor runs into the library and nearly goes falling into a pile of books near the couches.
"Scrambled egg!" he cries.
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"I'm sorry," she mutters, rubbing at one of her eyes with all of the infinite patience in the world that she has ever so graciously designated to be used on the Doctor's behalf. "What did you say?"
Because either he's burning the kitchen down again after trying to make Sunday brunch (wouldn't be the first time), or he has some sort of aphasia. Or something else has gone horribly awry, which she can't be bothered to think about, because she's still only half awake, and honestly if she's going to die from scrambled eggs she might as well do it while she's not fully aware of exactly what the hell is going on.
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"More importantly, cold scrambled egg, which is the shape and consistency of a very nasty time fungus which the TARDIS has decided it would be really great time to have leak all through the halls."
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"Why is there time fungus in the TARDIS." Because lord knows this isn't gonna be HER fault. No sir. Oh, she'll probably be the one that has to clean it up, because that's her job, but she doesn't mind. Probably better than napping the day away, anyhow. For some reason.
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He reaches out his hand to her and gestures for her to follow him.
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"So, scale of one to ten," she says, trying to suss out exactly how angry she should be with herself for attempting anything even remotely resembling rest on the TARDIS, "with one being 'a plate of eggs at Denny's' and ten being 'we're boned', exactly how much fungus are we talking about, here?"
Dorothy would like to survive, today. Relatively intact would be nice. She was going to ask the Doctor to take her out to dinner, anywhere or anytime he chose. It was going to be fun. And now there was a very good chance that cold scrambled eggs were going to put her off her appetite for a very long time, if not permanently, and that, while not a pleasant prospect, is something Dorothy is attempting to stay positive about. It's very hard.
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He makes a face. "It may currently be blocking us from the console room. So, yeah, Denny's is a bit off the menu." And cue a bright smile. "Off the menu! Anyway! So, we've got to get down to the engine rooms, provided they're not blocked off, too."
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"What can we do from the engine rooms? Blow it out an airlock into the vortex?"
Not that the TARDIS has airlocks, but you know. Hey, at least she's thinking!
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This is a brilliant plan.
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"What if the environment of the place we land floods us out too? Won't we die too, if it's that harsh? If not, where are we gonna get the water from?"
The Fairy Tale wants specifics. Has the universe gone entirely mental?
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He turns another corner and pulls open a door to a small engine room. White lightning flicks from one side to the other, but the Doctor walks through, unafraid.
"Right. Now, let's see."
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O, the truth she speaks. The lightning in the engine room causes her to stop in her tracks, the overwhelming thought rushing through her brain being Is that normal?, but when he strolls through it, unconcerned, she can only roll her eyes, try to time it just right, and follow after.
She's banking on her shoes being awful, awful lucky today.
"Not that I'm objecting to getting rid of all this space-cheese filling our beautiful timeship, and all, but does it really matter if either of us gets really, really old? I mean, we sorta already are."
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"And, well, I don't really fancy spending a century or two apart from you, that's all."
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"Well that's not good."
No, it really isn't, and it's hitting her now exactly how not-good it is. "Now what?"
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Think, Doctor, think!
He stammers for a moment, then pulls out his sonic and unlocks one of the upper vents. "We try to circumvent the situation!"
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"Didn't know the TARDIS had these! I mean, I knew they were here, but I never thought what they'd be for. Are they for oxygen circulation?"
After a bit of maneuvering, she braces her feet against the inside of the vent and reaches her arm out to the Doctor, to help him up after her.
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