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:020 | Accidental Voice

Jul 18, 2010 22:35

[Looks like Anise left her journal on and recording again! She's in the kitchen as she tends to be these days, evidenced by the kitcheny sound of running water, cutlery being moved around as well as a few chopping noises here and there. Sounds like she isn't alone, either!]

... No, you can't has a - I mean, have a cheeseburger! I'm not making ( Read more... )

ceiling cat is watching you, boooo, basement cat wants in too, suddenly lolcats, at least she didn't get 4chan'd, can has cheezburger?, !event

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[Action because I can] its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 02:38:28 UTC

[Anise has about three seconds' warning of muffled cursing before the door to their house is thrust open and some rather, erm...foul language follows the stomping of a very irate fontechnician. Not to mention a trail of black and pink feathers.

After deciding to visit the library for the first time since he's been sent here, Dist had been forcibly placed onto a tron bike and, despite his knack for technological devices, he still crashed. Into the side of a building.

It's a damn good thing he's "tenacious as a roach" or he'd have come away with more than a bruised ego and a few scrapes. But he'll have to repair his glasses again, too. Ugh! Oh, and just wait until he finds a cat or two in his room.]

[Action because I can too] offallingsnow July 19 2010, 03:43:05 UTC

[And we were just investigating the possibility of more cats in the kitchen]

Saphir! What happened to you? [and don't swear like that.]

[Action because it's a party] its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 04:21:03 UTC

[Dist practically stabs Nephry with his glare, throwing his hands up over-dramatically as he storms through the house like a miniature hurricane, feather ruffling in agitation, spraying feathers all over the floor.]

These charlatans that call themselves scientists decided it'd be oh, so hilarious to send me rocketing through the village on a whim, against my will! Though the design and structure of that device was incredibly fascinating and I'd love to study it if it didn't crash--

...

[Oh, dear, he's found the cats. And...a whole heap of his clothes, some personal, all over his room. Any shred of compassion for animals Dist has left leaves him in about five seconds.]

GET OUT, YOU VERMIN, BEFORE I CUT YOU OPEN!!

[Action because it's a party] offallingsnow July 19 2010, 04:27:10 UTC

Saphir, please.

[There will be no cutting open of anything living or dead in this house except the vegetables. The glare was formidable. Nephry's calm will turn ice cold if he keeps it up. She doesn't expect him to listen to reason, but to not try for some would be dumb; she's politely ignoring the mess in the room]

Are you hurt?

[Action because I said so] galddigger July 19 2010, 04:43:09 UTC

[Inside the kitchen, Anise just rolls her eyes. Jeez, what was Dist whining about this time?]

[She'll be coming from the kitchen, then, eyebrow arched. The door is left slightly open, though, because another cat has decided to make an appearance.]

What's going on?

[Action because that picture is glorious] - 1/3 its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 04:52:31 UTC

[Ontop of kicking various pieces of clothes under his bed, Dist also aims a few good kicks to the cats as they scurry out of his room in a frenzy. He slams his broken glasses onto his desk and whips around to face Nephry and...oh, god, the child.]

I'm fine! Nothing but a scratch and--

[Action because 2/3] its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 04:55:11 UTC

[The hell is with that cat? It...It reminds him of a certain four-eyed fonist's face in a hotel in Keterburg that still haunts Dist's dreams to this day. Dist stares at it, basement cat stares back.

Okay, this is scary, man. ;__; And he usually likes cats. More or less.]

[Action because 3/3 and it was Marbles' fault.] its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 04:56:04 UTC

G-Get that one out!! Right this second!

[Action because Jade is SO basement cat] offallingsnow July 19 2010, 04:58:51 UTC

Is that the one from the kitchen, Anise?

[and he seems distracted enough. Carefully picking the broken glasses up off his desk now. No wonder he's worked himself up so much.]

We seem to be overrun with cats today.

[Action because Jade lives on in luceti as basement cat] galddigger July 19 2010, 05:02:21 UTC

[Anise looks behind her and blinks. Okay where did that one come from...? Still, she's going to pick basementcat up so Dist doesn't kick him, too.]

No, there was another one... This one's different, I'm not sure how he got here. At least he isn't asking for cheeseburgers.

[She turns to Dist.] And what happened to you?

[Action because and he has surfaced for this one reason alone - to troll Dist] its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 05:34:25 UTC

Get them out! Every one of them and especially that one!! [He gesture to Jade basement cat as its gleaming eyes never leave him and feels a shiver roll up his spine.

Finally tearing his eyes away from the cat, he faces Anise and grimaces. Thankfully, it's not at her, just this entire situation and day in general.] I was on my way to introduce myself to the local library here, but as I was on my way, I was suddenly thrust onto this strange looking...I think it was some kind of vehicle. If it didn't crash - with me on it, mind you - I would have loved a chance to take it apart! It's perhaps the most advanced piece of technology I've seen in this filthy rat hole so far!!

[Action because with his knowing eyes of snark] offallingsnow July 19 2010, 05:45:07 UTC

Please, there's no need to keep shouting. [Nephry turns to face Anise with a gentle smile] Why don't you take her out to the living room for now?

[goodness, is it going to be like this all the time in this house?] Saphir, I'm glad you weren't seriously hurt. If you want some time to compose yourself, we'll keep the cats out of your way.

[Action because Jadekitty is actually a girlkitty(?!?!!!)] galddigger July 19 2010, 06:06:35 UTC

[Just smirking at Dist, before turning to actually coo at basement cat.] Aaaw, is Dist afraid of you, you sweet little kitty~? I don't see why, you're absolutely precious, and wouldn't hurt anyone! ♥

[And she turns to leave, at Nephry's suggestion. But not before making one last comment - ]

You know what, I think I'll keep you! Sweet little Jade, because your eyes sort of glint just like the Colonel's~!

[She leaves with her newest pet perched over her shoulder - who happens to be giving Dist one last look]

[Action because CHRIST THAT CAT] its_rose_damnit July 19 2010, 06:29:26 UTC

I'm not af--[ffffffff GOOD LORD. Dist makes an almost choking sound at that cat's face and almost hides behind Nephry. Almost. 8| He will retain his dignity at the very least.

Once Anise and basement cat are gone, he turns to Nephry and looks a little panicked, though he tries to act serious.] Nephry, that cat is not staying in this house. I allow Peony's filthy beasts to roam free already, much to my everyday dislike.

[Action because it's so cute!] offallingsnow July 19 2010, 06:34:39 UTC

There is clearly more going on here than just the presence of cats. Let's wait until things quiet down to have that discussion. [puts a hand on Dist's arm the way she usually does with Peony, to get him to calm himself down]

Now, if you'll excuse me, you seem to have your hands full in here, and there's another cat in the kitchen ceiling asking for food.

[Action because you're all against me.] its_rose_damnit July 20 2010, 19:59:29 UTC

[The hand works for the moment and Dist huffs, but doesn't blow up anymore, for the moment. He even feels a bit guilty for glowering at her before, and causing a rather large spectacle. Ugh, how embarrassing...]

Clearly. This must be some kind of joke, or one of those 'experiments' the guides have warned us about. I honestly don't know what kind of scientific gain they get from--[Hold up.]

There's a cat in the ceiling? [Seriously, what.]

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