late night/early morning shenanigans: with jo & elena
re: this --
On Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 5:59 AM, Jo wrote:
ryan gosling's dick comes home to her
not ALL of ryan gosling
just his dick
the twigs and berries that's ALL
On Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 6:00 AM, Jo wrote:
oh TWIG and berries
i guess if he had more than one dick it could go to another home
perhaps a more needy home
On Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 6:02 AM, Elena wrote:
LMFAO
um somehow i don't see that going over too well
"remember the less fortunate this holiday season
please give dick"
On Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 7:06 AM, Jo wrote:
IN THE AAAARMS OOOOF THE AAAANGEL
FAR AWAAAAY FROM HEEEERE
hi, i'm sarah mclachlan
will you be an angel for a helpless ryan gosling dick
every day innocent dicks are abused, beaten and neglected, and they're crying out for help
please call the number on your screen and join the spcd with a monthly gift, right now
for just eighteen dollars a month, only sixty cents a day, you'll help rescue dicks from their abusers and provide medical care, shelter, and love
call or join online in the next thirty minutes and you'll receive this welcome kit with the photo of a dick, one who's been given a second chance: THANKS TO YOU
YOU'RE IN THE AAARMS OF THE AAAANGEL
MAY YOUU FFIIiIiIiIiIIiIiIIIiIIIIiND SOME COMFORT HEEEEERE
right now there's a dick who needs you
your calls says, you're here to help
this is how we do
p.s. idk how to code :)