Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I pushed
sultanitm in the mud (-17 points). In November I set
stephy_imagin's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I donated bone marrow to
prophet_of_wit in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave
mpls_osiris a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (136 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
galaxysown