That Character Meme
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1 Nephrite
2 Minako
3 Peruru
4 Michiru
5 Kunzite
6 Zoisite
7 Makoto
8 Artemis
9 Rei
10 Haruka
11 Ami
12 Jadeite.
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Zoisite and Ami? Psh, yeah. I have. I've written it, it's "practically" cannon. But, they're not my favorite.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Michiru. No one expects a Lipstick Lesbian. She's totally hot!
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Jadite gets Artemis pregnant? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. I don't do m-preg.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Rec fics of Rei. Um, way back I loved this fic on ffn called "It's gonna be me" But I have odd tastes.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Minako and Zoisite. I see them being okay friends, but they probably wouldn't do well dating each other.
They'd probably argue over bathroom time too much.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Kunzite/Rei or Kunzite/Haruka. While, I'd love to see someone pausibly make a Kunzite/Haruka work,
Kunzite/Rei can actually make a little bit of sense.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Makoto walked in on Minako and Jadite? She'd probably punch 'em both and call them stupid, then walk back out.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic
Ahhahaha. Um....Peruru follows Haruka around because he wants to learn how to be more manly, but Haruka keeps ditching him.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Nephrite and Artemis fluff? Er....maybe some where? But I doubt it.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic
Er. Um... I don't even know. (wha'ts a hurt/comfort fic?)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Oh um.....wow. If Michiru wanted to deflower Nephrite? Didn't someone write that already?
She'd probably bed him as revenge or as a ruse for something else.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Mako slash? Probably. I don't know who though.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Peruru Het. hahahahahaa. I'm gonna guess no. If anyone, me.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Minako/Michiru/Kunzite Mmmm......maybe. I think it depends on whether or not they had a really good idea.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Haruka seems like a "fuck" kind of girl.
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
A song fic about Artemis. hmmm. Keane, Somewhere Only We Know.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Nephrite/Zoisite/Jedite Swearing, excessive alcohol abuse, and brolove.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Minako picks up Haruka? "Ever wanted to be chained?"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Kunzite fic? Er, like, yesterday? All the time, really.
What's 6's super-secret kink?
Zoisite. Hmmm. He likes to eat waterchestnuts off his lover. Crunchy Delight.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Ami shag Rei? AUGH NO! Neither! NO. Brain bleach! Er...it's just not my thing.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
If Peruru and Makoto get together, who tops? Mako, but they'd probably rather make cookies together.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Nephrite and Rei are happy until Rei runs off with Michiru. Neph is heartbroken and sleeps with Ami then Jadite. He listens to Kunzite and falls for (pffft hahahaha) Peruru.
Title: Cracktacular! Cracktacular!
Readers: NO ONE.
Who should write it? Again, no one!
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
If Mako/Artemis was canon? I'd laugh, and think "Gee, anime sure is weird!"
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Between Zoi and Ami? Erm. Tough call. Zoi maybe, because Ami's kinda shy.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Jadite sends Artemis on a mission. It is to score porn, and it does indeed succeed.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Kunzite would most likely be arrested for vandalism or wrecklessness on a very dark, very unfortunate night.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Tough call! Between Artemis and Mako, I'd say Mako because she's a tough bird. But Artemis is full of magic and rage, kinda like a pokemon. Still, Mako can rough people up.
1 Nephrite
2 Minako
3 Peruru
4 Michiru
5 Kunzite
6 Zoisite
7 Makoto
8 Artemis
9 Rei
10 Haruka
11 Ami
12 Jadeite.
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Zoisite and Ami? Psh, yeah. I have. I've written it, it's "practically" cannon. But, they're not my favorite.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Michiru. No one expects a Lipstick Lesbian. She's totally hot!
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Jadite gets Artemis pregnant? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. I don't do m-preg.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Rec fics of Rei. Um, way back I loved this fic on ffn called "It's gonna be me" But I have odd tastes.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Minako and Zoisite. I see them being okay friends, but they probably wouldn't do well dating each other.
They'd probably argue over bathroom time too much.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Kunzite/Rei or Kunzite/Haruka. While, I'd love to see someone pausibly make a Kunzite/Haruka work,
Kunzite/Rei can actually make a little bit of sense.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Makoto walked in on Minako and Jadite? She'd probably punch 'em both and call them stupid, then walk back out.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic
Ahhahaha. Um....Peruru follows Haruka around because he wants to learn how to be more manly, but Haruka keeps ditching him.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Nephrite and Artemis fluff? Er....maybe some where? But I doubt it.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic
Er. Um... I don't even know. (wha'ts a hurt/comfort fic?)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Oh um.....wow. If Michiru wanted to deflower Nephrite? Didn't someone write that already?
She'd probably bed him as revenge or as a ruse for something else.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Mako slash? Probably. I don't know who though.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Peruru Het. hahahahahaa. I'm gonna guess no. If anyone, me.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Minako/Michiru/Kunzite Mmmm......maybe. I think it depends on whether or not they had a really good idea.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Haruka seems like a "fuck" kind of girl.
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
A song fic about Artemis. hmmm. Keane, Somewhere Only We Know.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Nephrite/Zoisite/Jedite Swearing, excessive alcohol abuse, and brolove.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Minako picks up Haruka? "Ever wanted to be chained?"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Kunzite fic? Er, like, yesterday? All the time, really.
What's 6's super-secret kink?
Zoisite. Hmmm. He likes to eat waterchestnuts off his lover. Crunchy Delight.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Ami shag Rei? AUGH NO! Neither! NO. Brain bleach! Er...it's just not my thing.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
If Peruru and Makoto get together, who tops? Mako, but they'd probably rather make cookies together.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Nephrite and Rei are happy until Rei runs off with Michiru. Neph is heartbroken and sleeps with Ami then Jadite. He listens to Kunzite and falls for (pffft hahahaha) Peruru.
Title: Cracktacular! Cracktacular!
Readers: NO ONE.
Who should write it? Again, no one!
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
If Mako/Artemis was canon? I'd laugh, and think "Gee, anime sure is weird!"
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Between Zoi and Ami? Erm. Tough call. Zoi maybe, because Ami's kinda shy.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Jadite sends Artemis on a mission. It is to score porn, and it does indeed succeed.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Kunzite would most likely be arrested for vandalism or wrecklessness on a very dark, very unfortunate night.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Tough call! Between Artemis and Mako, I'd say Mako because she's a tough bird. But Artemis is full of magic and rage, kinda like a pokemon. Still, Mako can rough people up.