Arrrrgh!!!!!!!!
Things I hate about myself:
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My white, ugly, nearly-transparent skin.
My horrible singing voice.
My self-hatred.
My awkward social demeanor.
My thick, ratty hair.
My boxy-looking face.
My giant, square forehead.
My big, triangular, porous nose.
My thin, lizard-like lips.
My fat, cleft chin.
The lines on my face - there since childhood.
My ears, constantly shedding dry skin.
The hanging skin of my jaw.
The lines on my neck.
The visible blue spiderweb of veins on my shoulders.
My small, wrinkly breasts.
My stretched belly, white and full of extra skin.
Giant stretch marks all over my waist.
My hips, with rolls of fat and cellulite, pale as the moon.
My butt, fat and flabby, also full of cellulite, with no nice shape.
My thighs, with giant cellulite rolls on their flabby white sides.
My chicken-thin lower legs, white as sand.
My giant, bony feet... with long, ugly toes.
Still, I haven't mentioned 50% of what I hate about myself!
How about my yellow, crooked teeth?
My disgusting breath?
How about the eyebrows and eyelashes I compulsively pull out??!
I'm disgusting, and nobody will ever love me.
And nobody ever should.
I wish I was anybody else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My white, ugly, nearly-transparent skin.
My horrible singing voice.
My self-hatred.
My awkward social demeanor.
My thick, ratty hair.
My boxy-looking face.
My giant, square forehead.
My big, triangular, porous nose.
My thin, lizard-like lips.
My fat, cleft chin.
The lines on my face - there since childhood.
My ears, constantly shedding dry skin.
The hanging skin of my jaw.
The lines on my neck.
The visible blue spiderweb of veins on my shoulders.
My small, wrinkly breasts.
My stretched belly, white and full of extra skin.
Giant stretch marks all over my waist.
My hips, with rolls of fat and cellulite, pale as the moon.
My butt, fat and flabby, also full of cellulite, with no nice shape.
My thighs, with giant cellulite rolls on their flabby white sides.
My chicken-thin lower legs, white as sand.
My giant, bony feet... with long, ugly toes.
Still, I haven't mentioned 50% of what I hate about myself!
How about my yellow, crooked teeth?
My disgusting breath?
How about the eyebrows and eyelashes I compulsively pull out??!
I'm disgusting, and nobody will ever love me.
And nobody ever should.
I wish I was anybody else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!