Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I stole
theuglybeauty_v's purse (-30 points). In January I broke
kasetnik's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday
vrghost and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I bought porn for
haloj (-10 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1053 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
galadkria