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[galadhon]

He said he wanted to come.

Ignore the weaponry, that's your mother's. The bit that smells entirely like scotch is my area of the home. You may live under the desk.

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[xxcelebornxx]

...but it smells funny under there.

[galadhon]

Smells worse above. You could live in the closet if you're going to whine that much.

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[xxcelebornxx]

:(

I don't want to go in the closet again!!!! Where's Mommy, Daddy? I'm hungry, are you going to feed me? Can I play with that big shiney thing hanging over there?! Can I? Can I??!!!

[galadhon]

I give you a roof over your head and you want FOOD? Greedy child! *whap* SIT IN THE ALCOHOL SOAKED CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE AS YOU INHALE THE FUMES.

And your mommy is a prostitute. She's busy turning tricks right now. She'll be back after the 'meeting' with Mayor Gamgee.

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[xxcelebornxx]

*whimpers and crawls into the corner*

Daddy hates me :(

[galadhon]

You aren't worthy of daddy's love. I bet you aren't even daddy's.

Stop your snivelling.

Oh, fine.

*gives you a broken beer bottle* Pretend it's a doll or something.

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[xxcelebornxx]

OOH!!! *takes broken bottle*

*blinks*

*plays with broken bottle, cuts arm, frowns*

*looks thoughtfully at wall in corner*

Daddy.....is it ok if I paint this wall red?

[galadhon]

Sure. It would probably brighten the place up a bit more. And what did I say about talking? *whack*

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[xxcelebornxx]

I'm sorry, Daddy.

*starts smearing blood on wall while humming*

[galadhon]

Good, good. Daddy loves you, Telepornie.

Daddy needs another drink. You can get another doll when he's done!

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[xxcelebornxx]

:D

[galadhon]

Aww. Aren't you a cute accidental sprog... *sways* You look like your mom. Only without the homicidal glint in her eye. And the guns.

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[xxcelebornxx]

*frowns*

You're not going to make me put on a dress again are you? >_

[galadhon]

Well, do you see Galathil anywhere?

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[xxcelebornxx]

.......

No.

*sighs*

What color?

[galadhon]

The slinky green one.