Title: Bad Days
Part: 4/4
Pairings: MinChun and Jaeho
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yoochun works at a coffee shop with his friend, Jaejoong. Yoochun isn't the most friendliest person you'll meet, but, a (really, really hot) customer falls for him, chaos ensues. Sort of.
Previous:
P. 1
P. 2
P. 3 1/2
P. 3 2/2 part 4
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--Sunday
I was woken up early.
Jaejoong calls me at 8:32 am to tell me that Changmin is on his way over.
2 minutes later Changmin came over while I look like shit.
Jaeho called me and gave me all these tips, most of which were not necessary.
Changmin made me breakfast… Wait, that’s a good thing. Eh, well, whatever. I’m running out of bad things. He made pancakes, scrambled eggs, toast and freshly squeezed orange juice while I was washing up. I walk up behind him and hug him. Weird, I’m still trying to get over the fact that I am doing it.
Changmin turns around and smiles, making my heart skip a beat, leans in…
BAM
“GOOD MORNI-NG! WHAT IS THAT GOOD SMELL?”
“Puppy trousers, Chunnie is probably cooking.”
“PFFT! HIM!? COOKING!? ARE THERE POLICE MEN? FIRFIGHTERS? A THERAPIST? A MASSEUSE? A FACIALIST?”
“Silly nose, be quiet.”
They ruined a perfectly good morning (except for waking me up) and my… uh… shit, its embarrassing to even think about.
But my boyfriend here, serenely looks at them as though nothing was about to happen (which is a total LIE) and says good morning and asks if they want any breakfast. They grab a seat as fast they could and look up, expectantly.
I glare at them, silently telling them to make their own plates.
“Hamster nooks, Chunnie is giving me a scawy look!”
“Aw, it’s ok, passion pants, your Jae is here!”
“HEY! WHAT IS MY NUMBER ONE RULE IN MY APARTMENT!?”
“No weird nicknames,” they drone out.
Changmin kisses me on the cheek, “But I think it’s cute… baby.”
I turned bright red and the Yunjae went ‘aaaawww’. That just made me want to slap them even more.
~
Much to my dismay, we went for a walk by my apartment complex. I held onto Changmin’s hand, playing the gripping game (the one where you squeeze the person’s hand and he/she does it back and it goes on and on) or whatever it is you want to call it. Not to mention I remembered to bring my jacket this time! But it got too hot so I took it off and of course Min decided on his own to carry it.
I felt Changmin, once again, tighten his grip on my hand.
“What is it this time?”
“That guy…”
I turn to look in the direction he’s looking in, “What guy?”
I don’t see anyone… oh wait, that guy waaay over there in a stupid neon yellow t-shirt, “Pfft, is he trying to advertise for something or is he-”
“Stand behind me, now.”
“What!? Why!?”
“I don’t like the way he’s looking at you.”
“Excuse you!? What did you just say!?”
“I’m looking after my boyfriend.”
“You idiot! You have girls looking at you all the time but I don’t say anything!”
“But they are only women. I can quickly fight them off.”
The guy with the ad-t shirt walks over, winking at Changmin [A/N: its actually Yoochun, but he’s oblivious to these kind of things unless it is blatantly obvious] and hands me his number.
“Are you an idiot? If you’re trying to hit on my boyfriend, then do it correctly and him your number, loser.”
The neon ad shirt loser just blinks and stares while I sneer at him. Trying to hit on my boyfriend, indeed.
“Actually, I was hitting on you.”
Blink.
Blink.
“Yunnie, I don’t think he quite caught on!” Jaejoong whispers.
Yunho nods, “Maybe in a few more seconds…”
…..
….
“WHAT!? YOU LOSER! YOU’RE WEARING A NEON SHIRT AND YOU’RE TRYING TO-”
“In other words,” Changmin once again steps in and ’saving the day’, “He’s mine. Leave, before I make sure you are in the hospital for the rest of your life with a concussion.”
The stupid neon guy left, but not without writing his number on my arm (I have no idea how he managed that, either) and I can hear my boyfriend almost grinding his teeth and itching to go beat him up.
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“Chunnie baby! Junsu needs us at the café!”
Changmin’s arms around my waist tightens and sighs in defeat, his head now on my shoulder.
He was about to… blush, kiss me.
“Oooooh,” Jaejoong covers his mouth with his hand, “did you guys need more ‘couple time’? So sorry!”
He walks out backwards.
I sigh, “Sorry Minnie ah, Looks like I have to go.”
“Not without a kiss,” He suddenly pulls me back to him, his lips on mine.
It was a gentle, kind kiss in which he poured all of his emotions into. I kissed him back, our lips moving in harmony-
“Chu..n… uh, sorry! I’ll be uh… out here!”
We broke apart because of stupid Yunho and his bad timing just like his stupid boyfriend.
--Monday
The stupid girls are back.
They’re making these creepy big eyes thing.
They’re staring at me and Changmin.
Stupid Jaeho is making me want to puke.
Stupid people call in to reserve a frickin muffin or bagel.
“Oh my god! They’re together!?” the one girl in the pink says, since she thinks she’s whispering.
The other girl nods, “Uh huh! They hugged after this HU-YUGE fight!”
“It was so kew-ute!” the one girls who’s in blue sighs, “That is so romantic!”
“Yoochun! Coffee! Muffin! NOW!”
I jump and make the coffee and grab the muffin. I place it on the pick up area and make the next order.
-10 min later
“Schmookiddy toes, I looove you so much!”
“No, I looove you more, mookie baby!”
I sit there, almost puking while Changmin is trying to hide the fact that he’s laughing while the disgusting Jaeho are totally engrossed with each other.
“Ugh, will you two stop before I puke all over you?”
“Baby, that isn’t nice.”
I turn to my right, “So, you done laughing?”
He smiles, “Does my baby need another kiss?”
I blush and my eyes widen, “NO! I’m NOT some kind of BABY that needs to be pampered!”
“Aw but baby,” he whispers into my ear, “I love pampering you, more ways than one.”
“Aaaaw, Ho yah, don’t you think that’s so cute?”
“SHUT UP!”
A girl storms into the shop, everything seems to be in chaos and shit. It’s her. She comes straight for me, “You. You’re-”
“Eun Hae, I must ask you to leave at once,” Changmin stands up blocking her from my view.
“NO! I LOVE YOU! WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND!?” she starts crying.
“Oooh, love crisis!” the same girl in blue whispers.
The girl with a ponytail looks on, interested, “I wonder if she played the ’I’m pregnant!’ stunt.”
She has no idea. I just continue to stare at their squabbling, well actually, the girl yelling and shouting while Changmin… well, from what I can tell, just talking. She’s pissing me off. Wait- did she just say she was LIED ABOUT BEING PREGNANT!?!?!? THAT BITCH!
“YOU WHORE, GET OUT OF THE STORE AND AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!”
The bitch looks up and gapes for a second then anger returns, “YOU! YOU DON’T EVEN LOVE HIM! YOU WERE SO RUDE AND DON’T EVEN ACT LIKE YOU LOVE HIM! BUT I DO! I UNDERSTAND HIM BEST! HE-”
“I DO LOVE HIM, YOU WHORE! DON’T GO SHOUTING THINGS YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW ABOUT!”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?”
“A WHORE! BOTHER YOU, BITCH? HUH?”
Someone pulls me back and I see Changmin, “WHAT!? CAN’T YOU SEE I’M ABOUT TO-”
“Say it again,” his expression serious but full of love, “say it again, please, for me.”
“What? You want me to call you a ’whore’, too?” I’m confused…
Changmin shakes his head slightly, amused, “No, that you love me.”
“Oh,” I turned bright red, “Um… I…. love…. You…”
“What was that, baby? I couldn’t quite hear you.”
I could hear that girl stomping her foot, “I’m still HERE!”
I turn to face her ugly, fake nose, fake eyes, raccoon-eye looking face, “Really now. But shouldn’t you be somewhere, injecting that poison, Botox, into your face so you look ‘younger’? But if you ask me, it’s too late, I mean, you look like you’ve been run over by a monster truck and eaten and spit back out by a- you know what? All you have to do is look in a mirror to see.”
A girl (I don’t know which one) said, “Ooh, he’s good!”
“Yeah! Did you see her face!?”
“I almost died from trying not to laugh!”
“I know!”
“They are such a cute couple!”
“I know!”
“I wonder if-”
I didn’t listen in anymore. Maybe they aren’t so bad [A/N: so the girls were justified! =D]
Yunjae get up from their seats and give me a I’m-scared-so-lets-leave-them-alone-because-Chunnie-can-be-so-mean look.
I look Changmin in the eye after they leave, trying to fight back a blush threatening its way onto my face. I take a deep breath, “I love you, Changmin.”
----The End
A/N: I laughed so hard when I thought of them being interrupted for their first kiss! And Chunnie being embarrassed to say 'I love you'. It's finally ended. About time, I felt it getting lamer and lamer. But I love this fic anyway XD
Sorry it took so long!!!