Locked In
Title: Locked In
Pairings: Jaeho and Yoosu
Rating: PG
Summary: locked in. annoying, makin-you-want-to-puke nicknames.
A Jaeho Fic w/ Mentioning of Yoosu
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"Yunnie?"
"Jae Boo?"
"Yun ah?"
"Joongie?"
"Honey?"
"Apple Pie?"
"Darling?"
"Cupcake?"
"Love?"
"Cutie?"
"Sweetie?"
"Would you two stop before I pukey wukey?"
Jaejoong and Yunho blushed at those words, "Seriously, I've heard about every single 'endearment' there is- some of which very, very weird- and I've had enough. Just because-"
"Junsu hyung? Shut up. Just because your love life sucks, doesn't mean you have to take it out on them."
"Shut up, Changmin! We've been stuck in here ever since my unintelligent, brainless, moronic boyfriend of mine locked us into a closet 5 HOURS AGO! NOT TO MENTION I HAVE TO PEE~!"
"Ok, 1. part of it is your fault. 2. ew. Too much information."
"Um, Junsu?" Jaejoong says hesitatingly, "Sorry."
"Babe, don't apologize to Junsu. He's jealous because he and Chunnie never got to make up nicknames for each other," Yunho said comfortingly as he put an arm around Jaejoong's waist.
Changmin and Junsu scoffs, "You two should be glad that there is no light in here. Not to mention this is a spacious closet."
Yunho suddenly moaned.
"OHMYGOD!!!!! YOOCHUN, I FORGIVE YOU!!! PLEASE COME BACK!!!! COME BACK HOME!!!!!!"
"NOOOO!!!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!"
"I think I hit the wall."
"Yunnie! Are you ok? Where's your boo boo?"
"Right here," Yunho said with a pout while guiding Jaejoong's hand to the spot.
Jaejoong kissed the boo boo, "Aw, my poor baby."
"You mean your poor sexy baby."
"I really am going to puke."
"Right there with you."
"Fine, just don't puke on me."
"Agreed."
"Aw, you two are jealous that you don't have someone as sexy as my Yunho!"
Junsu whispers into Changmin's ear, "I'm not, its just that Yoochun is an utter imbecile. I'm going to have to punish him later."
A smile creeped up on Changmin's face, "Like in bed, you mean?"
"YAH!"
"What? Yoochun hyung says that he'll punish you after every single dance practices, concert practices, photo shoots, outfit fittings.... what else is there..."
"Boo Jae, c'mere, sit on my lap."
Jaejoong giggles as he complies.
"Boo, I love the feel of your ass-"
Junsu starts pounding on the door, "YOOCHUN!!!! OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR BEFORE I LOSE MY SANITY!!!"
"I think you already have," mutters Changmin.
Suddenly, they all halted in mid-action of whatever each member was doing. They heard footsteps. The footsteps were shuffling against the wooden floor and they didn't want to scare the person away.
Jaejoong uncertainly said, "Hello? Is someone out there?"
No one answered. Awkward silence ensued and then-
"Who said that?"
"YOOCHUN, YOU IDIOT, ITS US! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND LOCKED IN THE FRIKKIN CLOSET, YOU MORON!"
"Junsu? How'd you get in there? I thought it was just Yunho and Jae hyung in the plan to be stuck in there."
"I know! And they finally got together so-"
Changmin cleared his throat, "Enough of that and WOULD YOU MIND LETTING US OUT!?"
"Wait- what pla-"
"Chunnie- I have to PEE~!"
"Junnie poo! Ok, but I need to find the key first..."
Two "WHAT!?"s were heard from the closet and the other two....
"Dear?"
"Muffin?"
"Hottie?"
"Sexy?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!"
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A/N :: so, I'm finally back from Korea! Actually, I've been back since July 30. Korea was tons of fun! I really recommend to go there one day. It all feels like a dream since... I dunno why...
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this ^^
Pairings: Jaeho and Yoosu
Rating: PG
Summary: locked in. annoying, makin-you-want-to-puke nicknames.
A Jaeho Fic w/ Mentioning of Yoosu
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"Yunnie?"
"Jae Boo?"
"Yun ah?"
"Joongie?"
"Honey?"
"Apple Pie?"
"Darling?"
"Cupcake?"
"Love?"
"Cutie?"
"Sweetie?"
"Would you two stop before I pukey wukey?"
Jaejoong and Yunho blushed at those words, "Seriously, I've heard about every single 'endearment' there is- some of which very, very weird- and I've had enough. Just because-"
"Junsu hyung? Shut up. Just because your love life sucks, doesn't mean you have to take it out on them."
"Shut up, Changmin! We've been stuck in here ever since my unintelligent, brainless, moronic boyfriend of mine locked us into a closet 5 HOURS AGO! NOT TO MENTION I HAVE TO PEE~!"
"Ok, 1. part of it is your fault. 2. ew. Too much information."
"Um, Junsu?" Jaejoong says hesitatingly, "Sorry."
"Babe, don't apologize to Junsu. He's jealous because he and Chunnie never got to make up nicknames for each other," Yunho said comfortingly as he put an arm around Jaejoong's waist.
Changmin and Junsu scoffs, "You two should be glad that there is no light in here. Not to mention this is a spacious closet."
Yunho suddenly moaned.
"OHMYGOD!!!!! YOOCHUN, I FORGIVE YOU!!! PLEASE COME BACK!!!! COME BACK HOME!!!!!!"
"NOOOO!!!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!"
"I think I hit the wall."
"Yunnie! Are you ok? Where's your boo boo?"
"Right here," Yunho said with a pout while guiding Jaejoong's hand to the spot.
Jaejoong kissed the boo boo, "Aw, my poor baby."
"You mean your poor sexy baby."
"I really am going to puke."
"Right there with you."
"Fine, just don't puke on me."
"Agreed."
"Aw, you two are jealous that you don't have someone as sexy as my Yunho!"
Junsu whispers into Changmin's ear, "I'm not, its just that Yoochun is an utter imbecile. I'm going to have to punish him later."
A smile creeped up on Changmin's face, "Like in bed, you mean?"
"YAH!"
"What? Yoochun hyung says that he'll punish you after every single dance practices, concert practices, photo shoots, outfit fittings.... what else is there..."
"Boo Jae, c'mere, sit on my lap."
Jaejoong giggles as he complies.
"Boo, I love the feel of your ass-"
Junsu starts pounding on the door, "YOOCHUN!!!! OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR BEFORE I LOSE MY SANITY!!!"
"I think you already have," mutters Changmin.
Suddenly, they all halted in mid-action of whatever each member was doing. They heard footsteps. The footsteps were shuffling against the wooden floor and they didn't want to scare the person away.
Jaejoong uncertainly said, "Hello? Is someone out there?"
No one answered. Awkward silence ensued and then-
"Who said that?"
"YOOCHUN, YOU IDIOT, ITS US! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND LOCKED IN THE FRIKKIN CLOSET, YOU MORON!"
"Junsu? How'd you get in there? I thought it was just Yunho and Jae hyung in the plan to be stuck in there."
"I know! And they finally got together so-"
Changmin cleared his throat, "Enough of that and WOULD YOU MIND LETTING US OUT!?"
"Wait- what pla-"
"Chunnie- I have to PEE~!"
"Junnie poo! Ok, but I need to find the key first..."
Two "WHAT!?"s were heard from the closet and the other two....
"Dear?"
"Muffin?"
"Hottie?"
"Sexy?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!"
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end
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A/N :: so, I'm finally back from Korea! Actually, I've been back since July 30. Korea was tons of fun! I really recommend to go there one day. It all feels like a dream since... I dunno why...
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this ^^