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Title: I Really Wanna Touch Myself
Pairing: Yunchun
Rating: G
Muffled singing could be heard from Yoochun’s bedroom. Yunho, being curious, opens the door to reveal Yoochun singing in front of the mirror with a pen in hand.
“I really wanna touch myself! I’m too sexy for my shirt, I’m too sexy for-”
My boyfriend has a really big ego, thinks Yunho. As he closes the door, he trips over his own feet, making the door open with a big crash. Yoochun screams as he stabs himself with his pen.
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“Chunnie hyung, why is there a bruise on your forehead?” Junsu inquires with attempted innocence.
Changmin and Jaejoong are in the background with snorts of laughter.
“IT’S RIGHT INBETWEEN YOUR EYEBROWS, TOO!!!!”
The three start laughing, dropping until the floor and clutching their sides. Yoochun pouts while glaring at his so-called boyfriend. Yunho laughs and starts imitating what his boyfriend did: thrusting his pelvis and slowly lifting up his shirt while singing, “I really wanna touch myself! I’m too sexy for my shirt-”
Jaeminsu were pounding the floor, crying, “Oh my god! My stomach!”
“I can’t…can’t stop!”
~
“Chunnie baby, I’m sorry but I can’t help it,” Yunho says as he sits on the bed.
Yoochun pouts, turns over, refusing to talk to his boyfriend.
“C’mon! If I was doing it, you’d be making fun of me!”
Yoochun turns a little, “You aren’t getting any tonight.”
Apologies of forgiveness could be heard from the Yunchun bedroom for the rest of the night.
Pairing: Yunchun
Rating: G
Muffled singing could be heard from Yoochun’s bedroom. Yunho, being curious, opens the door to reveal Yoochun singing in front of the mirror with a pen in hand.
“I really wanna touch myself! I’m too sexy for my shirt, I’m too sexy for-”
My boyfriend has a really big ego, thinks Yunho. As he closes the door, he trips over his own feet, making the door open with a big crash. Yoochun screams as he stabs himself with his pen.
~
“Chunnie hyung, why is there a bruise on your forehead?” Junsu inquires with attempted innocence.
Changmin and Jaejoong are in the background with snorts of laughter.
“IT’S RIGHT INBETWEEN YOUR EYEBROWS, TOO!!!!”
The three start laughing, dropping until the floor and clutching their sides. Yoochun pouts while glaring at his so-called boyfriend. Yunho laughs and starts imitating what his boyfriend did: thrusting his pelvis and slowly lifting up his shirt while singing, “I really wanna touch myself! I’m too sexy for my shirt-”
Jaeminsu were pounding the floor, crying, “Oh my god! My stomach!”
“I can’t…can’t stop!”
~
“Chunnie baby, I’m sorry but I can’t help it,” Yunho says as he sits on the bed.
Yoochun pouts, turns over, refusing to talk to his boyfriend.
“C’mon! If I was doing it, you’d be making fun of me!”
Yoochun turns a little, “You aren’t getting any tonight.”
Apologies of forgiveness could be heard from the Yunchun bedroom for the rest of the night.