I love my office...
So here I am, sitting with a headache, working on the most tedious thing ever...
I get a phone call from my mentor/supervisor to go speak with her.
I was like... ok, sure.
And when I went over, she said, "Read this, but this is strictly confidential."
I took the paper and read it, and on it, it says:
Five reasons NOT to be a penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole on top of your head.
3. Your neighbours are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. When you get excited, you throw up, then faint.
...I love my office? xD
And this post is public, because it's fun.