Pick 10 characters from as many fandoms as you wish.
Answer the following questions. Drabble responses are very welcome, too.
1. Mladen "Mlenar" Ivanov
2. Lake "Lotte" Lovelace
3. C.C.
4. Viktor Sköld
5. Adelaide Aldridge
6. ZEPHYR
7. Nakaji
8. Maria the Wooper
9. Arno
10. Madame Rae
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents? (C.C. & Nakaji)
holy shit it'd be the most fucked-up kid ever. they'd only have one 'cause c.c. would want to mold him from birth 8|
nakaji probably wouldn't give a crap about that and just tease c.c. all the time and just generally do what he was ordered to do, since hanging around c.c. would be fun.
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss. (Adelaide & Mlenar)
Adelaide would slip him some tongue and Mlenar would cry because she's not Torin.
3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby? (Lotte, ZEPHYR, Madame Rae)
"Mr. ZEPHYR are you like a seahorse? Can Lotte have an egg?"
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date? (Maria & Nakaji)
maria tells him he can make it worth his while and nakaji just laughs 'cause he's a frigging wooper
and goes anyway
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon? (Arno, ZEPHYR, Viktor)
arno'd go to vegas so ZEPHYR could hack the slots and get her rich, viktor would accidentally trip over ZEPHYR and he'd freak out and have a shitfit and spill the whole thing 'cause he's fragged
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice? (ZEPHYR, Mlenar, C.C., Maria)
ZEPHYR would probably malfunction and forget about the whole thing, thus leaving C.C. to work his shota charms on Mlenar so he can be his new useful manbitch.
Maria doesn't care as long as he gets cake at the wedding.
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why? (Adelaide & Lotte)
in order to get into a gay convention to wrangle up some newmeat for adelaide's gay love hotel
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most? (Madame Rae & Arno)
Rae being curvier than Arno and thus seducing everyone who comes to visit her. We're looking at you Charlie.
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1? (Viktor & Mlenar)
the poor woobie would give him a bouquet of flowers that explained his love for him, and spill every single feeling due to that time he was in tano
then he'd bite his tongue
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight? (Nakaji & Viktor)
haha awww maybe viktor would get swept away in how odd nakaji is and fall for him since he's kind of a nice guy
but nakaji'd be so oblivious, and if he ever did find out, he'd just go for it for fun
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day? (Lotte & Arno)
she'd give her something from her hoard, probably something shiny since lotte is half magpie or something
arno would be very pleased and ask her to join team rocket
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end? (C.C. & Adelaide)
if adelaide can somehow wrangle up E in a gay bar he promised he'd stay in her hotel for a full year
happy end
13. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve? (maria, madame rae)
the fact maria is not cuddled between rae's breasts. rae doesn't approve.
14. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other? (lotte & nakaji)
nakaji is protective of his klepto loli.
15. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9. (mlenar & arno)
mlenar, dear god. he'd tell her every five seconds if torin never existed. arno would tsun and insist she didn't love him back.
16. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing. (Madame Rae & Viktor)
a walk through a nice botanical garden. awww. viktor would cry when the heat messed up her hair then offer to do it when they got back.
17. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them? (C.C. & Maria, Madame Rae)
C.C. would wonder why the fuck he thought this would get him any further in life, and Maria would be crying and saying C.C. didn't love him. Rae would give in and let him nuzzle her love mountains.
18. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams? (ZEPHYR)
he'd stick a bunch of random machine bits together, then promptly short-circuit and walk off and forget about it.
Bonus: Name the meme pairing you like best and least.
Best: probably madame rae and viktor. they'd be cute together actually lmao. and nakaji and lotte.
Worst: C.C. & maria
Double bonus: haha sure. if i don't forget i'll post it on my musebox