in the damn ocean

Apr 06, 2010 19:52

PSYCHOANALYZE YOURSELF!
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)

1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
something in the trees, hopping from branch to branch as i walk

2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
even in the woods F.O.E.!

3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
ragelope joins the party

4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
tiny, not modern at all, like it's been there awhile, there's a nice flower garden at the front, flowers in the window boxes, stuff like that, white, emerald green roof, big window in the attic room directly in the middle of the house

5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
white picket bitch

6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
classy shit, there's candles, place mats, a swanky chandelier, china cabinet, etc. antique-looking stuff

7) You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
pretty tea cup, nice robin's egg blue designs on the lip and around it

8) What do you do with the cup?
extend my pinky and sip like a classy mother

9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
shallow lake, pebbles at the bottom, very clear, reeds growing in certain places with lily pads in full bloom around, a colourful koi or two swimming around

10) How will you cross the water?
walking, it's shallow enough

1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
ha ha ha, how fitting

2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
some p. big horns mang

3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
walk with 'em, hah

4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
lmao

5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
if you're dropping into my body unannounced then damn

6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
shit

7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
shit What Relationship DAMN

8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
i'm a classy mother who likes being retarded, yeah sounds right

9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
it faded off into the mist and never ended fucen....

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
it fits i guess

meme, oh okay

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